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Si Allen
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THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM MY CHILDREN...

1.A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4
inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year-old voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough
to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape.
However, it is strong enough if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all
four walls of a 20 by 20-foot room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using
the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before
you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a
ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too
late.

8.Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year
old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start
a fire even on an overcast day.

10. Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.

11.Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.

12.Super glue is forever.

13.No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk
on water.

14.Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they
do.

16.Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.You probably do not want to know what that odor is.

19 Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like
ovens.

20.The fire department has a 5 minute response time.

21.The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.

22.It will however make cats dizzy.

23.Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.The mind of a six year old is wonderful.


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La Mirada, CA. USA
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jimmy chatham
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all so true, i love it. haha

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Commerce, Ga 30529
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