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I thought we have heard every excuse possible for non payment, this one was good, but is it true?:
Quote: I had a problem sending you a check - I will be doing that today but you will laugh at my problem. I set the check book on the island and brought in the groceries. I put the groceries away and made dinner. I went back and could not find my check book but knew I had it at the store. I searched everywhere for 3 days. I was thinking I must have lost my mind or set it down somewhere "safe". Last night when I went to pick up Sarah at day care - the gal at the desk said Sarah wanted to give everyone checks - she had put it in her school bag!!! To funny - lucky for me all the checks were still there and they did not give her the pen she wanted to write on them - I was really shocked but glad they had it and not someone else.
Any "Creative Excuses" you'd like to share?
Deb
-------------------- Bruce & Deb Newton Graphic Lettering San Marcos, CA Posts: 126 | From: San Marcos, CA | Registered: Sep 2001
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My favourite - after trying to collect for several months on a very small job done for the YMCA camp - their corporate head office asked if I would take a charitable receipt in lieu of payment. Not wanting to also become a not for profit institution, I opted for cash.
-------------------- Murray MacDonald OldTime Signs 529 Third Ave S Kenora, ON. P9N 1Y3 oldtimesigns@gokenora.com Posts: 781 | From: Kenora, ON | Registered: Jan 2003
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Deb, that probably really happened! When my oldest grand daughter was in the first grade she took her mother's check book to school and did the same thing. The teacher collected all the checks she had passed out to her classmates. She had told them that all they had to do was write on it and you could buy anything.
-------------------- Kathy Joiner River Road Graphics 41628 River Road Ponchatoula, La.70454
Old enough to know better...Too young to resist. Posts: 1891 | From: Ponchatoula, LA | Registered: Nov 2000
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This one in today...no kidding! I couldn't invent this if I sat down and tried!
"I'm sorry it took so long to pay you, but I usually cut down my dosage of Prozac so I can pay for the race car lettering every year out of my disability check. I had to wait for the check to come in. I've been cutting back for weeks"...driver's wife
TMI
-------------------- Ray Rheaume Rapidfire Design 543 Brushwood Road North Haverhill, NH 03774 rapidfiredesign@hotmail.com 603-787-6803
I like my paint shaken, not stirred. Posts: 5648 | From: North Haverhill, New Hampshire | Registered: Apr 2003
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