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I heard about it but I didnt believe it. Till today.
A few towns out from me on Cape Cod there's a sign 'code enforcer' who has determined that wooden signs are to be banned from town as fire hazards. Yes folks, its true. The town is Wellfleet Mass and the inspector is apparently one of those independent, rebellious souls the Cape is known for. (Lunatics is more like it).
I heard of this some months ago but it came to roost today when I needed to sell a job in that town. The store owner told me he was greviously warned not to bring in any permit applications that specified wood. This is CAPE COD FERCRIPESAKE!!! It was built on carved wood signs! I can't wait for the inspector to start handing out citations for existing non-conforming signs - the town will be stripped bare. What is the world coming to? This will ultimately end in a losing law suit for the town.
SONGPAINTER Original Sign Music by Sign People NOW AVAILABLE on CD and the proceeds go to Letterville's favorite charity! Click Here for Sound Clips! Posts: 1974 | From: Orleans, MA, Cape Cod, USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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These kinds of dorks make for some real good creative thinking on our part... and there's always some sneaky way around these guys which is completely legal. Stupidness can't be legislated or enforced.
And believe me there's nothing more satisfying than beating them at their own rediculous game.
Hmmmmmmm.... gotta be a way....
Makes a fellow wonder just how many wood signs have caught spontaniously caught fire or self-combusted and taken valuable buildings with them when they burned.
-dan
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Are there similar changes to the building codes requiring all new construction to be wood free? If not then they're probably wide open for a challenge.
-------------------- Fred Weiss Allied Computer Graphics, Inc. 4620 Lake Worth Road Lake Worth, FL 33463 561 649-6300 allcompu@allcompu.com Posts: 427 | From: Lake Worth, Florida | Registered: Feb 2003
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Take advantage of the situation, find a good new substrate and sell... sell... sell...then send this goofball the commissions, maybe you'll get lucky and he'll accept, then while he's incarcerated maybe just maybe you can slip in a little wood while no ones lookin.
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Might as well outlaw wood boats too...it'd make about as much sense ..............fire hazard eh ? I thought they were more of a flying objects hazard !
-------------------- Jeff Ogden 8727 NE 68 Terr. Gainesville FL, 32609 Posts: 2138 | From: 8827 NE 68 Terr Gainesville Fl 32609 | Registered: Aug 2002
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I always see the positive side of things I guess. I'm going to move up there and start selling HDU houses. Figure they could sell for a fortune with all the trim, doors, windows all hand carved....Gotta be worth somewhere around $5 million a home.
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Cape Cod is a truly screwed up place when it comes to building materials and anything esthetic that might disagree with some committee members perception of historic "appropriate-ness". Another town the opposite direction from me (Chatham, MA) held up a church's expansion project over a year while they haggled over the "appropriate-ness" of asbestos roof shingles. The church was forced to use the more costly wood cedar shingles on its huge roof. As petty, anal, bizarre as it sounds, THAT is the kind of thinking I have come to expect out here, and all the more reason the Wellfleet sign inspector's edict will not stand long. The rest of the town fathers must be absolutely groaning over this. How embarassing in the land of 'older is better'. Maybe he's trying to get fired or something.
SONGPAINTER Original Sign Music by Sign People NOW AVAILABLE on CD and the proceeds go to Letterville's favorite charity! Click Here for Sound Clips! Posts: 1974 | From: Orleans, MA, Cape Cod, USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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had the same thing in sarasota..i put up a mdo sign on a metal pole....which had an electric sign above it....fire dept said it was a fire hazard!!!!!! did they ever see what plastic face signs do in a fire?
-------------------- joe pribish-A SIGN MINT 2811 longleaf Dr. pensacola, fl 32526 850-637-1519 BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND Posts: 11582 | From: pensacola, fl. usa | Registered: Nov 1998
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....have one of those outdoor adv. billboards put up....they're about 1/2 fireproof, put this "enforcers" face on it with the following copy: "IS THIS WHERE YOUR TAX DOLLARS NEED TO BE? WITH AN INDIVIDUAL WHO DOES NOT HAVE THE BEST INTEREST OF THE BUSINESS COMMUNITY AT HEART? CHANGE SHOULD BE CONSTRUCTIVE AND COMMUNITY ENHANCING....LET"S GET RID OF THIS HINDERANCE!" ......................................Man, they'd probably make you Mayor if you did this, Hahhaha!
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What a wonderful opportunity for the Mass Mayhem attendees!!! I'm thinkin Saturday night aftah boozin it up we pile into our pick-ups, SUV's and vans and head on over to the town office.... maybe dump a huge pile of sawdust in the yard and panel slam the code enforcement office. I'm thinkin kindah like a Letterhead/Pinhead Boston tea party thing. Or maybe we carve a big mahogany dog turd and all autograph it and present it to the Sign Nazi himself. I bet Karyn can come up with some appropriate verbage for the dedication.
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-------------------- Glenn Thompson Tell-Tale Signs Williams Lake, BC sign@telus.net (250)398-7446 Posts: 201 | From: Williams Lake, BC | Registered: Dec 2000
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This is fairly typical of the nasty little commissars that infest the small-town kremlins of New England. Schit for brains, with the only thought between their ears being "how do I make life as miserable for everyone else as my bitchy wife and greedy screeching kids make it for me?" There is a reason New England was once the leader in creative public punishment for as*holes. Think about what a week or so in the stocks would do for this genius.
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Cam Bortz Finest Kind Signs Pondside Iron works 256 S. Broad St. Pawcatuck, Ct. 06379 "Award winning Signs since 1988" Posts: 3051 | From: Pawcatuck,Connecticut USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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Sounds Like Big Head Little Job Syndrome. But Remember his Job is "Code Enforcement" Not "Code whatever I like Maker" Has the code been changed by council and is it in print.. Just because he dosen't want wood signs doesn't mean crapola if its not in writing and if he tried to enforce some non-exsistant law he would be liable and open for a law suit. We had a similar problem once in Colorado over projecting signs. So I researced it then got myself apointed to the Planning and zoning commision.. Boy did the Kitties fly then.
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Joe; I can only reflect back on what the late "Will Rogers" once said about politicians. Quote... "when we makes jokes people laugh, when politicians make jokes the turn into laws". This appointed public servant may also reflect the mentality of those above him, and will continue to comment on things they don't fully understand. I would chect his background to see how popular he has been on other jobs, or just start a rumor about him, better yet have his ex wife support your rumor.
J.G. Kurtzman
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This cat seems to be typical of (nearly) every building inspector I have ever met. Well hated by the building community for a long history of beligerent, illogical stands over what should be non-issues. Frankly I'm surprised inspectors don't show up missing or dead daily around the nation. I have to keep a mental diary on each individual to remember what their particular quirks are. Some are just inept (couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the bottom). Others start sh*t because its the one place in their miserable lives they can be in charge. I'm convinced that some are true meglomaniacs, Ceasars on a mission to conquer all who would oppose them.
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I just completed sandblasting a double sided 3' x 3' redwood sign slated for hanging outside a new shop on Main St. in Hyannis... its ready for primer...
Looks like it may end up as a wall ornament somewhere.
Thanks for the heads up. I will surely bring this up with any future potential Cape Cod sign clients.
Joe
-------------------- Joe Abner Talisman Signs Middleboro, MA
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Haha, I think you're safe Joe. Its only in the outer Cape towns with one Dictator that this could happen. Hyannis, the metropolis that it is, actually encourages business proliferation.
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