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How could we forget the timeless classic...
"The check is in the mail."
Uh huh. Right. Sure. You betcha...
-------------------- Bruce Bowers
DrCAS Custom Lettering and Design Saint Cloud, Minnesota
"Things work out best for the people who make the best of the way things work out." - Art Linkletter Posts: 6451 | From: Saint Cloud, Minnesota | Registered: Jun 1999
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Man, 3 years of college and you just wound up making signs. The guy who said that to me still has a malh stick stuck up his nose.
-------------------- Signs by Alicia Jennings (Mudflap Girl) Tacoma, WA Since 1987 Have Lipstick, will travel. Posts: 3816 | From: Tacoma, WA. U.S.A. | Registered: Dec 1999
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1 "While I got you here......." 2 "Do you do body work. too?" 3 "If you give me a discount, I can help get you more work."
Resulting quotes by me... 1 "Sure, why not?" 2 "Nope, I just make 'em pretty." 3 "I've got plenty of work right now, but thanks for the offer"
What my mind is usually saying...... 1 "Just once I'd like to get home early!" 2 "No way am I doing all that sanding!" 3 "right...make money form the next guy...congratulations...your the next guy"
( I do too many race cars)
-------------------- Ray Rheaume Rapidfire Design 543 Brushwood Road North Haverhill, NH 03774 rapidfiredesign@hotmail.com 603-787-6803
I like my paint shaken, not stirred. Posts: 5648 | From: North Haverhill, New Hampshire | Registered: Apr 2003
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My favorite meaningless quote of all time is one by Joseph Campbell; "They were not they for they one were. One was and not they them."
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"Housetop is sleeping while dancing in a cigarette."
-------------------- Maker of fine signs and other creative stuff. Located at 109 N. Cumberland ave. Harlan, Ky. 40831 606-837-0242 Posts: 4172 | From: Ages-Brookside, Ky. Up the Holler... | Registered: Jul 1999
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At night it's colder than outside ---------------------------------- Sign related: there are too many to count, but one I have not seen here that has happened to me countless times when I traveled on weekends and hand lettered valances in a chain of convenience stores, while teetering high up on a ladder, brush in hand, sign kit on the floor, customer steps up and stops me cold: "Where is the dogfood? (milk, soup, bandaids????)"
"I don't work here, it just looks like it!"
-------------------- Myra A. Grozinger Signs Limited Winston-Salem, NC
signslimited@triad.rr.com Posts: 1244 | From: Winston-Salem, NC USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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“I ain’t even thinkin bout the jing, just hook my benz up”
-------------------- Pat Phipps Custom Trophy & Design Glenn Dale. MD ______________________ _ "A Man Don't Learn A Lesson Less It Costs Him Blood or Money " Posts: 78 | From: Glenn Dale, Maryland | Registered: Feb 2003
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(a friend's reply to the statement that the owner of the co. "is in the business of making money", when my friend told the CFO that he needed a raise! I can see her face... That does't mean anything???)
-------------------- Mike Pulskamp Pulskamp Arts Sacramento, CA mpulskamp@earthlink.net Posts: 165 | From: Sacramento, CA | Registered: Dec 2002
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-------------------- John Lennig / Big Top Sign Arts 5668 Ewart Street, Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada bigtopya@hotmail.com 604.451.0006 Posts: 2184 | From: Burnaby, British Columbia,Canada | Registered: Nov 2001
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""Good judgment comes from experience; and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" - Will Rogers Posts: 3485 | From: Beautiful Newaygo, Michigan | Registered: Mar 2003
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....oh duh...."meaningless".....................................appearantly that word was meaningless to me............well, does this one count?.................. "We the willing, led by the unknowing, have been doing so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing"
-------------------- Signs Sweet Home Alabama
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"Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man, work like a dog" Posts: 5758 | From: "Sweet Home" Alabama | Registered: Mar 2003
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"The apple of my eye is the prettiest peach with the nicest pear."
I like them apples just fine, thank you very much.
-------------------- Bruce Bowers
DrCAS Custom Lettering and Design Saint Cloud, Minnesota
"Things work out best for the people who make the best of the way things work out." - Art Linkletter Posts: 6451 | From: Saint Cloud, Minnesota | Registered: Jun 1999
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