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After a man and his wife have their 11th child, the husband decides to consult a doctor about a vasectomy. The doctor knows the man is from West Virginia, so he tells of this procedure: "First, you get an empty beer can, then you light a cherry bomb and put it in the beer can. Hold the beer can up to your ear and count to ten."
The man said he needed time to think about this.
The man decided to get a second opinion, but this time he goes to a doctor in Virginia. Knowing the man is from W.V., he tells the man, "First, get an empty beer can, then light a cherry bomb and put it in the beer can. Hold the can up to your ear and count to ten."
The man decides that two doctors can't be wrong so he goes home, finds an empty beer can, lights a cherry bomb, and holds it up to his ear and starts to count to ten.
He gets to 5 and puts the can between his legs so he can finish counting on his fingers ..."...6, 7, 8, 9, 10, BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee!!!
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Sounds like you may be "Geographicly incorrect........."
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-------------------- Arvil Shep' Shepherd Art by Shep' -------- " Those who dance are thought to be mad by those who cannot hear the music " Posts: 1281 | From: Mt Airy NC | Registered: Mar 2001
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having been "clipped" back in 1977..... i was even afraid to look at this one!!!
but,yes, it does happen just that way in WV ! I been there !
-------------------- John Smith Kings Bay Signs (Retired) Kissimmee, Florida Posts: 816 | From: Central Florida - The Sunshine State | Registered: Jan 2000
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Everyone should experience the sensation of being hit between the legs with a large hammer, a.k.a. Vasectomy. Sort of like jumping off a tall building, you won't do it a second time.
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-------------------- Frisby Signs, Inc. El Dorado, Arkansas Posts: 902 | From: El Dorado, Arkansas, USA | Registered: Apr 1999
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Yeah Lotti I was just thinking the same thing. I don't think men could handle it. ha!
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