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Two Hillbillies from Kentucky walk into the local bar to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about current coal prices.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a circular motion. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there " Hind Lick " maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."
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A black bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer, the bartender says he don't serve black bears. The black bear gets angry and says if he don't give him a beer, he'll eat the woman at the end of the bar. Bartender says no beer. The black bear goes down to the end of the bar and eats the woman and returns and says to the bartender that he wants a beer. The bartender says that he don't serve beer to black bears on drugs, the black bear says he isn't on drugs. The bartender says, what about that bar-bitch-you-ate!
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