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Jake and his ol' lady Jan were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. Jake said, "Seems to me, men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with it?"
"Good point!" Jan countered. "However, think about this, when your ear itches and you put your finger in it an wiggle it around and then pull it out, which feels better - your finger or your ear?"
Then there was this Blonde, who was walking down the street, but she had her left Breast hanging out of her shirt. A cop pulled her aside and said.. Listen lady, I could have you arrested for indecent exposure for having you're Breast out in full view of the public... She looked down at her breast and said.."Oh my! I left my baby on the Bus again!"
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SIGNS1st. Neil Butler Paradise, NF Posts: 6277 | From: St. John's NF Canada | Registered: Mar 1999
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A man went into a doctor's office. The nurse at the desk asked what was the problem. He replied that he had a problem with his penis. The nurse asked him to step outside with her. There she told him how he had created a terrible scene in the office. She said he should have made up something to say in the office referring to another body part instead of his penis. That way no one in the office would be shocked. Later in private he could explain the real problem. The man said OK and left. Two days later the man returned and went an told the nurse that he had a problem with his ear. The nurse smiled, because she knew the man had taken her advice. She then asked "what's wrong with your ear?" The man replied " I can't **** out of it!"
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