There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery... as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays. So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so! that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
What?! STILL having a bad day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better?
-------------------- joe pribish-A SIGN MINT 2811 longleaf Dr. pensacola, fl 32526 850-637-1519 BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND Posts: 11582 | From: pensacola, fl. usa | Registered: Nov 1998
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O.p. you have a great sense of humour ( for an American) I always enjoy your posts and you have brightened up my day today, THANX. (Only joking about the American humour !!!)
Brian.
-------------------- Brian the Brush brian the brush uk Yorkshire, UK www.brianthebrushuk.com Posts: 123 | From: United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2001
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My uncle called 911 because my aunt was having trouble due to cancer in her throat. They come rushing up to the trailer ligthts flashing. Jumped out and ran up to the door. My uncle opened and was standing next to my aunt. The 911 people took a look at them, set the equipment down on the ground, looked at each other and asked which one do we take.
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A woman was having problems with the sink in the kitchen. She called her husband who was in the shower. He came out in a towl, asked what the trouble was. He then droped the towl and got under the sink on his knees. He started jurking on the plumbing as the cat walked by. Seeing new toys dangling he took a swipe. The man raised up and hit the sink with his head. Went out like a light. The wife called 911. As they were carrying him down the stairs they asked what happende. When told, they laughed so hard they droped him and broke his arm.
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Then there's my wife, she has to live with me.
-------------------- Raymond Quick Ye Thicker Than Thou Sign and Repair Shoppe Olympic College, 1600 Chester Ave Bremerton, WA 98337 rquick@oc.ctc.edu Posts: 50 | From: Bremerton Washington | Registered: Jan 2002
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Hey OP... How is it every once in a while your spelling is el perfecto, and the rest of the time it's atrocious ? I think maybe you might be putting us on a little bit? I noticed that once before when you were giving a computer rundown, and your spelling was flawless.
-------------------- Jeff Ogden 8727 NE 68 Terr. Gainesville FL, 32609 Posts: 2138 | From: 8827 NE 68 Terr Gainesville Fl 32609 | Registered: Aug 2002
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hey jeff....CUT & PASTE!!!!!!!!!! i cant mispell that. well i do know how to spell when i want to, and if i did everything perfect all the time, then i wouldnt have any room for improvment....hehehehehhehe.... brian....who says iam an american? hummmmmmm PRIBISH IS RUSSIAN.....
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The way I heard it, one day the wife emptied her cleaning fluid into the toilet and the husband sat down and dropped his cigar into the toilet. The cigar ignited the fulid and he took off like a rocket and hit his head on the cieling. When the first aiders came they asked how he got in such a condition while carringing him down the stairs in a stretcher. They laughed so hard they dropped him and broke his arm.
-------------------- Bill Riedel Riedel Sign Co., Inc. 15 Warren Street Little Ferry, N.J. 07643 billsr@riedelsignco.com Posts: 2953 | From: Little Ferry, New Jersey, USA | Registered: Feb 1999
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Was listening to the news today and thought about your post, O.P. Seems this guy robbed a bank. He dropped some of the money while running out. When he got to the get-a-way vehicle, he soon discovered he had locked himself out. As he was struggling to get into the locked car, his gun discharged hitting him in his leg. I think he had a bad day! He will probably have 20 years of bad days in jail.
-------------------- Kathy Joiner River Road Graphics 41628 River Road Ponchatoula, La.70454
Old enough to know better...Too young to resist. Posts: 1891 | From: Ponchatoula, LA | Registered: Nov 2000
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