marie's cat house.. where the customer always comes first? hehehehehehehehehe..... maybe it was the casino cat house... liquor in the front, poker in the rear... lol!
i have to go now....
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"We need you to paint our business name near the front door of our building. Here's the address". "OK", I say, "I'll be there later today". "By the way, what's the name of the business?"..."It's called 'Temptations', she says,"Bye".
So I'm driving down there with a photo album and my tape measure thinking, it must be some chocolate or sweet shop....could be clothing I suppose...probably chocolate. I find the address...funny, it's not a shop, just looks like a house.
I knock on the door to be greeted by a scantily clad young woman. Ohhhh!, I see.
Bit of a dilema for an innocent, Christian young man.
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Back in the day when "Massage Parlors" were of extremely questionable repute, I had a large stucco wall to letter on the front of one. I was working with an old Scott named Bennie, who misspelled Grecian Body Wrap on the part of the wall he was working on. It was a scorching hot day and I went inside for a drink of water. Within minutes I was in the sauna with my clothes being laundered and I was provided beverage and declined the offer of the other services they offer. I emerged from the building clean and fresh to find Bennie's knees shaking as he saw me and wondered what happened. I told him to go in and ask to speak to the organ grinder and he jumped in his car and drove away.
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Then there's the guy who went to the whorehouse with the complaint that he'd done it every possible position and wanted to try something different. So the madam called her most creative prostitute and told her to find a different position. The two went upstairs and decided to do it on the window ledge. They got so involved, they fell out the window and crashed in a heap on the ground below. A drunk walking by looked at the bodies, went up to the door, and rang the doorbell... The madam answered and the drunk asked her if this was a whorehouse. The madam replied yes, and the drunk said, "Your sign fell down." LE
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Hey! The origional joke was lost.... But this is a good one. Closaeset I ever got was an escort service (same idea) can't remeber the name now, also have done work for "the Caberet" a gentlemen's entertainment club.Had to work on an Illustration for there annual charity car wash! wow, those cars sparkled for the Jimmy fund!
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