-------------------- Dave Grundy retired in Chelem,Yucatan,Mexico/Hensall,Ontario,Canada 1-519-262-3651 Canada 011-52-1-999-102-2923 Mexico cell 1-226-785-8957 Canada/Mexico home
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OK...Another clean/non-offensive joke from Mexico. But not sign related.
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.
Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico?"
Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks."
He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."
Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"
The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.
While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."
The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook, Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."
"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."
-------------------- Dave Grundy retired in Chelem,Yucatan,Mexico/Hensall,Ontario,Canada 1-519-262-3651 Canada 011-52-1-999-102-2923 Mexico cell 1-226-785-8957 Canada/Mexico home
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Two men walking their dogs together decide to visit a local coffee shop during their walk. Joe, the first man tells Ted, follow my lead: Joe dons his sunglasses and enters the coffee shop with Ted following closely.
The hostess informs him that he cannot bring the animal into the cafe. Joe says to her, "but I am blind, and it is my guide dog, are you discriminating against blind people?" She tells him that she has never seen a beagle guide dog. Joe assures her of the beagles long history of keen eyesight, loyalty, security, and companionship. Grudgingly, she allows him to enter
Ted follows the lead of Joe: Again, the hostess resists his entry. She informs him that he cannot enter the cafe with an animal. He informs her of his blindness, and he informs her of the attributes of his "guide dog" She retorts, "I've never seen a Chihuahua guide dog"
The "blind" man, Ted says "Chihuahua?? They gave me a Chihuahua???
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The economy must be improving a little. I haven't heard anyone telling jokes in quite a while. Long time ago I heard that when the economy is bad, very few jokes go around.
-------------------- Dave Sherby "Sandman" SherWood Sign & Graphic Design Crystal Falls, MI 49920 906-875-6201 sherwoodsign@sbcglobal.net Posts: 5396 | From: Crystal Falls, MI USA | Registered: Apr 1999
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My friend, Larry bought a pig the other day. I asked Larry where he was gonna keep his pig, he said, under his bed. I said, what about the smell? Larry said, He'll just have to get used to it.
-------------------- Chuck Peterson Designs San Diego, CA Posts: 1050 | From: San Diego, CA USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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