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With children:Make sure that you understand the question first....
For all you Grandpas and Grandmas out there, this was too funny not to forward. We are all reaching that stage where we need to keep the wax out of our ears and keep the hearing aids tuned up.(Some of us anyway!)
Enjoy!
--- What Is Couple Sex?
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex?
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?
The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.
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Quit feelin sorry for yerself Steve!!!! Get yer ass over to our place for a weekend!!!
I know....It IS a whole hour drive....
Just don't let any of your old "home boys" know!!!
I am gettin too old for a 3 or 4 AM jam/gab session!
Just you and Barb would be good.
Get yer sorry ass out of bed and back into the world!!!
-------------------- Dave Grundy retired in Chelem,Yucatan,Mexico/Hensall,Ontario,Canada 1-519-262-3651 Canada 011-52-1-999-102-2923 Mexico cell 1-226-785-8957 Canada/Mexico home
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