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A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. . .
No wait...I'm sorry...
I'm thinking of beer.
That's what beer does...
Never mind.
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If you think your wife is your best friend, lock her in your truck with your dog. Come back in a half hour, open the trunk and see which one is happy to see you.
-------------------- Bob Moroney The Sign Guy 310 Club Valley Drive Falmouth, MA 02536 508-259-6297 Posts: 216 | From: Falmouth, MA | Registered: Jul 2008
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