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Two Irishmen, Paddy & Mick, got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
They managed to bag six Moose. But, as they were loading the plane, the pilot said he could carry only four Moose.
The two lads objected strongly, "Last year we got six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six Moose were loaded. However, on take-off the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing into the wilderness.
Somehow, Paddy and Mick survived the crash, and climbed out of the wreckage.
Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"
"I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
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Canada's worst air disaster: Canada's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Newfoundland. Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
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I've heard that one a few times, Like the Newfie who went Ice Fishing and he kept drilling holes in the ice, and everytime he started a hole this big booming voice said to him, there's no fish there, so after a while after about 7 or 8 holes started he asked if it was god talking to him.. the Voice said No, it was the Zamboni Driver up in the Office.
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A couple of Podunk hunters were lost so Cooter suggested they fire 3 shots into the air, and if someone hears the shots they will come to find them. So Cletus fires 3 shots and then they wait. A half hour later no sign of any help, so they fire another 3 shots. No luck. Another 3, followed by another 3. Night is approaching so Cooter suggests firing another 3 shots, to which Cletus replies "But I've only got 2 arrows left."
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