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At last, a shining ray of common sense in an ocean of economic chaos.
If you purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.00 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg
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This morning I was checking out High Times market prices it seems that in the past few years herb has beaten just about every commodity on most any investment and remember that herb will get you through the times of no money better than money will get you through the times of no herb
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Great hump day investment stratagey. A little levity in bad financial times. I think I'll go invest in a returnable.
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Now that sounds like "sound" economics. I for one have made fine advantage of these facts over the last 20 or so years. Also, if no one has tried it Muskoka Cream is an excellent investment......although High on calories!
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one warning,if you don't know doug bernhardt,it seems obvious now that muskoka cream ale causes unwanted and excessive white hair growth, i'll see if it's gotten any worse this weekend
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