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Classic true story here. A signwriter that I met at a Letterheads meet confessed to going to a psychiatrist after his third divorce. He thought maybe he needed to change etc etc. Cut a long story short, he turned up for his second appointment to be told that the psychiatrist had commit suicide! (I'm not laughing at the suicide part but if you'd met this guy you would understand!!)
-------------------- Anne McDonald 17 Karnak Crescent Russley Christchurch 8042 New Zealand
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An elder man & woamn go to the doctor's office and say "hey doc, were having a problem, would you mind watching us have sex"? the doctor thinks for a moment and agrees, the elderly couple proceed to have sex... when their done the doctor says, everything seems to be normal and the couple leaves... a week later they come back doc would you please help up out, and watch us have sex again?" the doctor agrees, the couple has sex and the doctor still sees nothing wrong, the couple leaves, this continues a few more times and the eventually the doctor says I dont understand, I have watch you guys have sex a few times now and I dont see anything out of the ordinary, so whats the problem? the eldery cople says... well shes married and so am I, the Hilton charges $120 a night, the Ramada charges $99, we only pay $80 here and we get half back from medicaid.
-------------------- Ken McTague, Concept Signs 57 Bridge St. (route 107) Salem MA 01970 1-978-745-5800 conceptsign@yahoo.com http://www.pinheadlounge.com/CaptainKen
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Guy walks into his doctors office and says "Hey Doc, you got to help me. It's an emergency!
"What seems to be the problem?" says the Doc.
"It's my penis." says the guy."It's turned bright orange."
"Drop your pants and lets take a look." says the Doc.
Guy does what he's told. Doc takes a long look and says.."Thirty years in practice and I've never seen anything like that." while looking at the guys bright orange penis."
"Do you work with chemicals at your job?" asks the Doc.
"Nope. I'm retired." says the guy.
"Work with them at home? Lawn chemicals, pool chemicals, cleaning chemicals, insecticides?" asks the Doc.
Nah, I'm retired. Don't do much of anything." says the guy. "Just sit around watching porn movies and eating CHEETOS...."
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-------------------- William "Irish" Holohan Resting...Read "Between Jobs." Marlboro, MA 01752 email: firemap1@aol.com Posts: 1110 | From: Marlboro, MA | Registered: Dec 2001
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