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Give me a good deal on this one and I'll guarantee you.....fill in the blank.
-------------------- Terry Baird Baird Signs 3484 West Lake Rd. Canandaigua, NY 14424 Posts: 790 | From: Canandaigua, New York | Registered: Dec 2002
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Jane, that's a good one. I've thought of that before too... guess I need to offer insurance when I'm selling a sign. Tell the customer if they pay me an extra $100, I'll make sure I do their sign like I should have done it in the first place... I'll be extra careful to use the proper color and double-check my spelling.
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-------------------- Jon Jantz SnappySign Walnut Hill, FL Posts: 3396 | From: Atmore, AL | Registered: Nov 2005
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One phrase I have always hated is when someone prefaces what they are about to say: "Let me ask you this;" Puts me on the defensive immediately because it makes them sound like a lawyer. Love....Jill
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"I want to help you" OR "I can really help you" OR... "You need my help"
Yeah, is it raining in here, or did did someone pyss on my leg?
Jack
-------------------- Jack Wills Studio Design Works 1465 E.Hidalgo Circle Nye Beach / Newport, OR Posts: 2914 | From: Rocklin, CA. USA | Registered: Dec 1998
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Years ago Doctor Pets had a line about all thier pets being "100% Guaranteed". Big 8 1/2 inch by 14 inch official looking guarantee certificate with any pet purchased over $100. Read the entire thing carefully and the "Guarantee" was that the dog, bird, snake or whatever would forever remain a dog, bird, snake or whatever....even when it died. Not an oxymoron, but typical retail bull****e...
-------------------- William "Irish" Holohan Resting...Read "Between Jobs." Marlboro, MA 01752 email: firemap1@aol.com Posts: 1110 | From: Marlboro, MA | Registered: Dec 2001
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