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*you are the 9,999,999 etc and you have won etc of course it is a pop up and flashing and you can't close it Bill
-------------------- Bill & Barbara Biggs Art's Sign Service, Inc. Clute, Texas, USA Home of The Great Texas Mosquito Festival Proud 10 year Supporter of the Letterheads Website www.artssigns.com "MrBill-" on the chat page MailTo:biggsbb@sbcglobal.net Posts: 1020 | From: Lake Jackson,Tx | Registered: Nov 1998
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Wow! That's "Pretty Ugly" and The "Living Dead"
-------------------- Sam Staffan Mackinaw Art & Sign 721 S. Nokomis St. Mackinaw City, MI dstaffan@sbcglobal.net Posts: 1694 | From: Mackinaw City, MI | Registered: Mar 2004
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-------------------- John Lennig / Big Top Sign Arts 5668 Ewart Street, Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada bigtopya@hotmail.com 604.451.0006 Posts: 2184 | From: Burnaby, British Columbia,Canada | Registered: Nov 2001
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-------------------- Jack Wills Studio Design Works 1465 E.Hidalgo Circle Nye Beach / Newport, OR Posts: 2914 | From: Rocklin, CA. USA | Registered: Dec 1998
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"Special, 10% off XXXX ... THIS WEEK ONLY!" .... they finaly had me repaint it 3 years later!!!!!
Don't know if you have the same in USA, but here in OZ there is a Discount Carpet chain "Rugs a Million" who advertise just about every week Massive Discount Stock Clearance Sales. 60%, 70% and even 80% off retail prices this weekend only. I ask you .... how much mark-up do they start with?
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furniture companies closing their doors forever....for the 10th time this year
car dealerships are overstocked....(again)they need to fire the person in charge of ordering!
all calls are recorded for training purposes...uh, huh. these calls are deleted in case the company screws up.
lifetime free warranty....company wont be here in 6 months
-------------------- You ever notice how easily accessible people are when they are requiring your services but once they get invoice you can't reach them anymore
limited lifetime warranty.....limited to anything that happens to the product and whatever that is will NOT be covered
-------------------- You ever notice how easily accessible people are when they are requiring your services but once they get invoice you can't reach them anymore
(actually, the bakehouse does NOT remain, just a few bricks) I guess the word should have been 'remnants' instead of 'remains'.
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"...there are no limits when you aim for perfection..." Jonathan Livingston Seagull Posts: 7014 | From: Highgrove via Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia | Registered: Dec 2002
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"...there are no limits when you aim for perfection..." Jonathan Livingston Seagull Posts: 7014 | From: Highgrove via Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia | Registered: Dec 2002
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My mind wanders. And that's not a good thing, 'cause it's too small to be out there alone. Posts: 3129 | From: Tooele, UT | Registered: Mar 2005
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you can use your imagination for what usually follows.
-------------------- Michael Gene Adkins The Fontry 1576 S Hwy 59 Watts OK 74964 Posts: 845 | From: Watts, OK USA | Registered: Jun 1999
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The Fish thing reminds me of a bomb... Just my impression that's all.
I was brought up Foursquare.
Jack
-------------------- Jack Wills Studio Design Works 1465 E.Hidalgo Circle Nye Beach / Newport, OR Posts: 2914 | From: Rocklin, CA. USA | Registered: Dec 1998
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My mind wanders. And that's not a good thing, 'cause it's too small to be out there alone. Posts: 3129 | From: Tooele, UT | Registered: Mar 2005
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You buy a new car and your mailbox gets flooded for the next year with junk mail from all the dealerships within 100 miles of your house...wanting you to buy a new car...which you JUST DID!!!!!!
DUH!!!!!!!!!
-------------------- Ray Rheaume Rapidfire Design 543 Brushwood Road North Haverhill, NH 03774 rapidfiredesign@hotmail.com 603-787-6803
I like my paint shaken, not stirred. Posts: 5648 | From: North Haverhill, New Hampshire | Registered: Apr 2003
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It's interesting how these companies are trying to distance themselves from the words that define them:
"It's waaaay better than fast food. It's Wendy's".
"Weight Watchers works because it's not a diet". Hmmm. You have an allotment of points you keep track of. Once they're gone, you're done eating. Sounds like a diet to me.
"VitaminWater" Yeah right. A bottle of Vitaminwater has 32.5 grams of sugar, and a can of Coke has 39. "FructoseWater" would be a more accurate name for it.
My mind wanders. And that's not a good thing, 'cause it's too small to be out there alone. Posts: 3129 | From: Tooele, UT | Registered: Mar 2005
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oh good one joey, how did I forgot the "fish" or a bible verse near their company name. once again if you have to go out of your way to prove it, your NOT!
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""Good judgment comes from experience; and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" - Will Rogers Posts: 3484 | From: Beautiful Newaygo, Michigan | Registered: Mar 2003
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The never ending use of the word "community" The gay community, the evangelical community, the scientific community, the sign painting community...(oops,did I offend?)...but the winner is "the world community" as used in opposition to Iran's nuclear program. Shouldn't that term be used against Neptunes' nuclear program?
-------------------- Thom CREATIVE SIGNWORKS Lancaster,PA creativesignworks1@juno.com Posts: 79 | From: lancaster,PA usa | Registered: Dec 2000
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When we go to the post office, why do we need INSURANCE to make sure our package gets where it's suppose to go?! If I DON'T get insurance, does that mean you're going to kick my package across the room into a corner? Ask Tom Durham about the insurance that he is offering?
-------------------- Jane Diaz Diaz Sign Art 628 W. Lincoln Ave. Pontiac, Il. 61764 815-844-7024 www.diazsignart.com Posts: 4102 | From: Pontiac, IL USA | Registered: Feb 1999
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