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Yes, it's true, eh? I just found out aboot an hour ago that my real dad and mom were Canadian. I was adopted by fur trappers in the Yukon. They moved to Georgia when I was 2 years old, eh? They moved again when I was 5 but never picked me up from school.
OK, so I'm not actually Canadian but I did put together some great commercials for those of you that are.
-------------------- Ricky Jackson Signs Now 614 Russell Parkway Warner Robins, GA (478) 923-7722 signpimp50@hotmail.com
"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." Sir Issac Newton Posts: 3528 | From: Warner Robins, GA | Registered: Oct 2004
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Stephen, people that speak 7 languages are called "linguists"; people that speak two languages are said to be "bilingual". People that only speak one language are called "Americans". I've never eaten beaver but I have eaten "squaw candy" - dried salmon, with seal oil. I've had moose and caribou. I bet the beaver tail would be good. Ever had moose nose?
[ April 01, 2008, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: Ricky Jackson ]
-------------------- Ricky Jackson Signs Now 614 Russell Parkway Warner Robins, GA (478) 923-7722 signpimp50@hotmail.com
"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." Sir Issac Newton Posts: 3528 | From: Warner Robins, GA | Registered: Oct 2004
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you can't be canadian if you've never eaten beaver, oh wait ,you can't be canadian anyway, heck you can't even get into the country! we're pretty picky yah know, but that story is a real son of a gun
-------------------- Pete Payne Willowlake Design/Canadian Signcrafters Bayfield, ON
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OK I've never eaten beaver but how about this. Wouldn't I be considered an "honary" Canuck?
-------------------- Ricky Jackson Signs Now 614 Russell Parkway Warner Robins, GA (478) 923-7722 signpimp50@hotmail.com
"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." Sir Issac Newton Posts: 3528 | From: Warner Robins, GA | Registered: Oct 2004
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stephen, ive salmon fished in the MERAMACHI......RIVER. RICKY WOULDNT KNOW A GOOD BEAVER PELT IF HE EVER HAD ONE))))))
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-------------------- joe pribish-A SIGN MINT 2811 longleaf Dr. pensacola, fl 32526 850-637-1519 BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND Posts: 11582 | From: pensacola, fl. usa | Registered: Nov 1998
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It kinda gets me all misty eyed to see some of those commercials. Thanks Ricky. You know if you continue like this, we the Canadian Signcrafters may let you become an honorary countryman. (Even though you can't actually come into our Country .........because you will be arrested on sight ........your arms confiscated .......oh yeah, we've already done that)
Say Pete, how are you making out with talking to your MP about reversing Ricky's predicament???
-------------------- Deri Russell Wildwood Signs Hanover, Ontario
You're just jealous 'cause the little voices only talk to me. Posts: 1904 | From: Hanover, Ontario, Canada | Registered: Dec 1998
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I left the info with his assistant, turns out her husband buys sign supplies from us, hey ricky have they contacted you yet? best t shirt i've seen AMERICANS HAVE THE RIGHT TO BARE SRMS, CANADIANS HAVE THE RIGHT TO BARE BREASTS, WHERE DO YOU WANNA LIVE?
-------------------- Pete Payne Willowlake Design/Canadian Signcrafters Bayfield, ON
Hey guys, wanna see Deri exercising her rights to bear breasts?
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