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sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." **************************
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." **************************
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************ **************
On another Septic Tank Truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business" **************************
At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." **************************
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." **************************
On another Plumber's truck:! "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." **************************
On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak." **************************
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout." **************************
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" **************************
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." **************************
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." **************************
In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." *************************
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." **************************
At an Optometrist's Office : "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." **************************
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." *********************** *********
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" ****************************************************
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." **************** Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." ***********************************************************
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
************************************** At the Electric Company : "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However , if you don't, you will be." *****************************************
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." **************************
In the front yard of a Funeral Home : "Drive carefully.! We'll wait. " *********************************** At a Propane Filling Station , "Thank heaven for little grills." ************************************
And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: " Best place in town to take a leak
-------------------- Todd Gill Outside The Lines Potterville, MI Posts: 7792 | From: Potterville, MI | Registered: Dec 2001
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quote: On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" [/QB]
Todd, I made a sign for a Residential home and out on the locked gate it said.
Friends Welcome! - Relatives by Appointment Only!
-------------------- Sam Staffan Mackinaw Art & Sign 721 S. Nokomis St. Mackinaw City, MI dstaffan@sbcglobal.net Posts: 1694 | From: Mackinaw City, MI | Registered: Mar 2004
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Another from North Beach in San Francisco in the late 60's. On the back wall of the (in)famous St. James Infirmary, run by (in)famous Margo St. James the originator of COYOTE the hookers union in California. Don't remember what those initials stood for.
Large red letters professionally done...
NO TRESPASSING PROSECUTORS WILL BE VIOLATED
-------------------- William "Irish" Holohan Resting...Read "Between Jobs." Marlboro, MA 01752 email: firemap1@aol.com Posts: 1110 | From: Marlboro, MA | Registered: Dec 2001
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In any retail store: **************************************** We have an agreement with the bank: We don't give credit, and they dont sell auto parts. ****************************************
""Good judgment comes from experience; and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" - Will Rogers Posts: 3485 | From: Beautiful Newaygo, Michigan | Registered: Mar 2003
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I lettered on the back of a septic truck "and you think your job SUCKS"
and there's a guy with a service van runs around town has huge letters TOM SMITH PHD and underneath in small letters it says "plumbing, heating, & drains"
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