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Paris Hilton has been using her time in jail to think up ways to make the world a better place. So far she's come up with this idea: 'Stay in jail.'
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-------------------- Todd Gill Outside The Lines Potterville, MI Posts: 7792 | From: Potterville, MI | Registered: Dec 2001
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After attorney's for Paris Hilton's attorneys filed yet another appeal today, the LA County Sheriff's office has announced plans to put a revolving door Paris' jail cell. Martha Stewart has offered to help with other renovations including a skylight, jacuzzi and parquet flooring. ___________________________________________________
Ever heard the old saying "If you're big enough to get yourself in trouble, you better be big enough to get yourself out"? I guess that one never found it's way to the Hilton house. ____________________________________________________
Witnesses have said that Paris repeatedly looked toward her mother in the court room saying "Mommy, mommy, mommy..." A further review of the court audio tapes has shown that Paris was actually saying "Money, money, money..." in a plea to have her parents cough up the cash to buy a "get out of jail" card. Looks like she's gonna have to try three rolls of the dice this time and hope for doubles.
I have some time on my hands tonight... Rapid
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Next question: Just how many conjugal visits per week are allowed for any one prisoner With Paris behind bars, I've got a feeling that some sort of quota will have to be established.
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quote:Originally posted by Ken Henry: Next question: Just how many conjugal visits per week are allowed for any one prisoner With Paris behind bars, I've got a feeling that some sort of quota will have to be established.
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Don't kid yourselves . . . she's probably mopin' around a little AND eatin' up what the future will bring . . . not to mention how jealous all her competitive-peers are . . . that IS the file-in-the-cake with icing on it.
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With Paris behind bars, I've got a feeling that some sort of quota will have to be established. 
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