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Yeah Mike, it would be a toss up between Anne Murray and Bill Murray, LOL. Janet Reno?? OMG, I shutter at the thought. I think that she was so ugly as a child that her parents really did hang a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
...focus on Shania, focus on Shania, focus on Shania, focus on Shania, focus on Shania. I feel better now.
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"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." Sir Issac Newton Posts: 3528 | From: Warner Robins, GA | Registered: Oct 2004
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LOL, Mike I thought you were just a bad speller. Todd Dan called me and told me secretly that he gave the boys a wedgie, a redbelly and an indian rope burn.
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"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." Sir Issac Newton Posts: 3528 | From: Warner Robins, GA | Registered: Oct 2004
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Well Todd, you probably don't recognize these forms of barbaric torture because they were a closely guarded secret known only to a few high-level government operatives in the spycraft trade. They were banned by the Geneva convention in 1949 but still used by Al Queda, El Quesadilla (the Mexican terrorist network), Canadian customs officials and a few professional wrestlers. Therefore, I'm going to reveal the secrets of these excruciating torture tactics only because I trust that you are a man of integrity and would only use this for informational purposes only. I beg you, never use these tactics on another living creature.
A redbelly is where you immobilize the victim and smack his naked belly with your hand. This is done continuously for several seconds, resulting in the flesh turning red. An indian rope burn is where you grab your victims arm with both hands, twisting the flesh in opposing directions at the same time, leaving the flesh reddened.
As hideous as it sounds, these rarely leave any lasting physical damage but the psychological damage, never having been fully quantified, is believed to last a lifetime.
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