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Laura Butler
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Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile

I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?!

A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage

He who angers you, controls you!

If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

We don't change the message, the message changes us.

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to..........discourage him.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:

1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.

[ April 01, 2006, 07:07 PM: Message edited by: Laura Butler ]

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Laura Butler
Vision Graphics & Sign
4479 Welch Rd
Attica, Mi 48412

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Ian Stewart-Koster
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Clever- thanks Laura!

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"Stewey" on chat

"...there are no limits when you aim for perfection..." Jonathan Livingston Seagull

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Bill Jarvis
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Very nice. I love the concrete line [Smile]

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Bill Jarvis
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"A customer is someone who deals with you. A GOOD customer is someone who refuses to deal with anyone else."

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Ray Rheaume
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We don't change the message, the message changes us.


It's when the customers keep changing the messages and can't make up their minds that that'll test your faith..and patience.
[Wink]
Rapid

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Ray Rheaume
Rapidfire Design
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I like my paint shaken, not stirred.

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Miles Cullinane
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Really enjoyed them Laura, I am going send those to my Dad in Hospital.

thanks

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Miles Cullinane,
Cork, Ireland.


From the sometimes sunny south of Ireland,

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Stu Friesen
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Thanks Laura. So much truth in each little line.

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Stu Friesen
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Wayne Webb
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Thanks Laura

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Wayne Webb
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Chipley, FL
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Linda Silver Eagle
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Thank you Laura! [Smile]

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Linda Welborn
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Monte Jumper
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A local church I did a marquee sign for changes it's message every week.

This weeks..."Exposure to the SON will prevent
you from burning"

A few weeks back I did a double take thinking it was a message to me that his sign was broke...til I read it a second time. "SIGN IS BROKEN...message inside".

I find myself looking there for a new play on words every week now!

Hmmmm...maybe there's a message for me in there!

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"Werks fer me...it'll werk fer you"

Monte Jumper
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bruce ward
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as to add to the drama we keep drawing up down here in the south, one church had:
"God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve"

of course crap like this really stirs the pudding down here! but it was good. We have so many hiprocites in churches down here that i am just waiting for the big fallout!

and until i started doing sign for several small churches did i learn about the politics that goes on, the back-stabbing that goes on. it is ridiculous and shocking. it seems to be a tug of power to the top and i would never have guessed that....oh well goes to show you in these days and times:
"the best christians really were eaten by lions"

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You ever notice how easily accessible people are when they are requiring your services but once they get invoice you can't reach them anymore

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Laura Butler
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Bruce,
A true example of why we are not to look at each other but to keep our eyes on Christ.

I do have another saying but forgot to list it.

"Contrary to popular talk, God's last name isn't damn."

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Laura Butler
Vision Graphics & Sign
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Attica, Mi 48412

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thom miller
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From C.S. Lewis: A heaven for mosqitos and a hell for man is something that can be easily arranged.

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Thom
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Lancaster,PA
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Rick Beisiegel
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God's first name isn't God either. [Wink]

[Cool]

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Rick Beisiegel
Vital Signs & Graphics
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""Good judgment comes from experience; and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" - Will Rogers

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"thank God my parents were atheist"

"Religon is for the weak minded" quote Jesse Ventura, former gov. of Minnesota and my personnal Hero.


DISCLAIMER..This is in no way a slam on religon or anyone's belief, this is a great country that lets us chose. AMEN....Praise Allah, Praise Heyzues, Praise Jehovah, Praise SpongeBob Square Pants, Praise the Angel Mormon, Praise Pam Anderson's plasic surgeon, praise viagra.

Politics and Guns next up.......

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Mike Meyer Sign Painter
189 1st Ave n P.O. Box 3
Mazeppa, Mn 55956

We are not selling, we are staying here in Mazeppa....we cannot re-create what we have here....not in another lifetime! SO Here we are!!!!!!!

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Kimberly Zanetti
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Thank you Mike.

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Kimberly Zanetti Purcell
www.amethystProductivity.com
Folsom, CA
email: Kimberly@AmethystProductivity.com

“Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.” AA Milne

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Praise Mike Meyer [Wink]

But Mike, I thought next up was Devil Worshipper one liners. [I Don t Know]

[ April 05, 2006, 01:51 PM: Message edited by: Kissymatina ]

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Chris Welker
Wildfire Signs
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Mike, If you're going to quote someone to help support your views...for God's sake, sorry,...for "?" sake, don't use JESSE VENTURA!
Use a quote from some respected folk,like; Sir Issac Newton or Albert Einstein or C.S. Lewis or Winston Churchill. (But not those in paticular 'cause they were all "weak minded"!)

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Thom
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As far as hipocracy goes, I'm guilty.
I would like to apologize for anything contentious, mocking, mean-spirited, or prideful that I have ever posted on this forum.
I promise, to try to never do it again.

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Wayne Webb
Webb Signworks
Chipley, FL
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Steve Shortreed
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Here we go again. The original post did not contain anything that I could find objectionable, but I may have been too optimistic. Once again, we see Letterheads butting heads over topics that have nothing to do with Letterheads.

The lesson? Let's not fool around with the rules regarding Religious and Political posts. Save those and other OT subjects that could cause controversy and division, for other Forums.

BTW. Just read The DiVinci Code from cover to cover. hahahahaha....we're not even going to go there! Let's call it a day.

[Thanks]

[ April 05, 2006, 03:46 PM: Message edited by: Steve Shortreed ]

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Steve Shortreed
144 Hill St., E.
Fergus, Ontario
Canada N1M 1G9
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