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That'll work, but more fun is the kama sutra playing cards. Shuffle the deck and pick four cards. On each card is a different position. Now, every once in awhile, you may draw a card that is beyond physical possibilities. I recommend removing that card from the deck, or spending a little more time at the gym.
Edited to actually answer the question. Our four favorite positions are number 3, 12, 14 and 23.
[ February 11, 2006, 10:25 AM: Message edited by: Don Coplen ]
quote:Originally posted by Neil D. Butler: 1. On my Knees saying.."Please Please Please" 2. """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 3.""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 4."""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Are Neil's threads telling a story here? Going by the titles of the last five threads:
"Having a bad day"
"Maybe you can help?"
"This is disappointing"
"Now that's service!"
"Name your four favorite sexual positions"
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the mongoose kanawa ku shibari the reverse seated turtle
[ February 11, 2006, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: captain ken ]
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1 Standing up in a hammock 2. a gorilla suit, swim fins and a spatula 3. 2 gallons of peanut oil, a pulley & a 50' rope is starting to sound good 4. don't matter, anyway I can
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I prefer the ones that www.nerve.com has on thier website for "position of the day." They make life quite interesting. Of course thats when I do have someone to enjoy such interesting ventures with.
-------------------- Harris Kohen K-Man Pinstriping and Graphix Trenton, NJ "Showing the world that even I can strategically place the pigment where its got to go." Posts: 1739 | From: Trenton, NJ, USA | Registered: Jun 2001
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My ex-wife and I loved doing it doggie style.
I'd sit up and beg and she would roll over and play dead.
Then again I hear this position is popular in Canada, especially on Saturday nights... It allows both partners an ample view of "Hockey Night in Canada".
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"Things work out best for the people who make the best of the way things work out." - Art Linkletter Posts: 6451 | From: Saint Cloud, Minnesota | Registered: Jun 1999
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tying fishooks with fishing wire on the ceiling fan, cut it on high
bottle rockets and mayonnaise
a portable torch amd soldering wire
a spray gun with tranmission fluid
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1: I've always wanted to try one position...CEO of Playboy, but Hef's not done yet...not that I can blame him. Hey, if you're gonna take a position, get the one with the most "perks"....
2: A little more to the left.
3: There's more than one?
4: Doing research on answer #3.
Rapid
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Naw. Turns out she's got some kinda "friends with benefits" thing goin' on with the Jolly Green Giant . What a tease. But whattya expect, after all, she IS French........
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-------------------- Ed The Signwerks 1951 SR 254 Orangeville, Pa. Posts: 199 | From: Orangeville, Pa. USA | Registered: Dec 2000
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Sorry, Karyn.......That wasn't really directed at you. Just one of those nasty little things that pops into my mind when I'm doing laundry, or washing dishes, or vaccuming, or cooking supper for the kids, or......
[ February 13, 2006, 09:14 AM: Message edited by: Ed Gregorowicz ]
-------------------- Ed The Signwerks 1951 SR 254 Orangeville, Pa. Posts: 199 | From: Orangeville, Pa. USA | Registered: Dec 2000
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. . . . . . here's how the rodeo works for the un-initiated : you start from behind as you whisper in her ear "this is much better with your sister"... and try to hold on for 7 seconds!
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After skimming through the above posts, it seems obvious why the true craftspeople of the sign trade are a dying breed. Most of us don't stand a chance in hell of reproducing.
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Well it will be 30 years this month with my wife!
She still tells myself that I am the "Ugliest and Dumbiest" person she has ever known! But she promises to keep myself around for a little while longer!
She said something about... I make a great convesation piece for laughter with the girls?????
But the one thing I can say is I get, "Frequent Flyer Points" everytime we do it!
I'm up to 67.25 points now..... Oh! you ask why the .25? I think it was something to do with screaming out her sisters name in the midde of doing it....... Then she reminded me that she doesn't have a sister....
I don't know!
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I gotta agree with Raymond. These OT posts are good for a laugh, but these things might be better discussed in another venue. Let's get back to business.
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