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Guy in orange vest: "Say mam', I been wantin' one of those personal pump handles myself . . .where'dja find that? . . ."
~Guy on far left, a gung-ho type: "I'm callin' back-up . . . somethin's not right here . . .there's a gas pump handle hanging out of this truck. This can not be tolerated. We may need the reserves . . ." Guy on right:
~Guy in orange vest: "Yes, I see you have great legs m'am, but I'm afraid I still have to see your license . . ."
~Cindy, in typical dumb-blonde fashion, had no idea she was the cause of yet another huge road-block . . .
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"Is there a problem officer?" says the BLONDE driving. LOL
I'm blonde, and even I think THAT is funny schit! Thanks Si!
I've seen that happen at a gas station once... funny when it happens, funny when they get pulled over, even funnier when they get home and the spouse finds it.
Saw a guy TEAR UP a drive thru car wash once too! He was driving a big ol lifted truck with a RACK on the bed and, well he didn't quiet FIT in the car wash.... at first. He drug half the insides of the thing with him around the back of the station then drove off squealin' tires comin' out from the other direction... sans the car wash parts. LOL Crazy!
The hangin' at Sacramento, California, Gas Stations side of the Moon
-------------------- The Moon aka: Stefenie Harris Moonlight Designs Pollock Pines, CA learnin' somethin' new every day! stefenie@comcast.net Posts: 550 | From: Pollock Pines, CA, USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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Here in Saskatchewan we have block heaters that we plug in so our cars will start in sub zero temps. My oldest son drove to school without unplugging a 25 foot extension cord. What was incredibly amazing was the fact that numerous corners and 6 miles of highway did not unplug the cord. His yearbook caption read "keeps his truck on a leash".....
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"It's mine, so's I can quickly take advantage of the Best Prices, when I see's um" uh huh
-------------------- John Lennig / Big Top Sign Arts 5668 Ewart Street, Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada bigtopya@hotmail.com 604.451.0006 Posts: 2184 | From: Burnaby, British Columbia,Canada | Registered: Nov 2001
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That was the 6th Place winner of the "World's worst drivers. If you think thats good you should see the other 5! If I could figure out how to post a pic I'd show you!????? Hey Si, did you get the rest of those too?
-------------------- Kelly Chatham Kelly's Signs Inc. 5723 Morse Av. Jax., FL, 32244 Posts: 68 | From: Jacksonville, Fl. | Registered: Apr 2005
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Always alert, the mayberry sheriff department conducts their investigation of possible terrorist activity. Officer Ledbetter takes pictures for evidence as officer Cordell interrogates suspect. Police acted on a tip from local truckers, who boxed in suspects after seeing a car with fuse attached to gas tank.
-------------------- Jeff Ogden 8727 NE 68 Terr. Gainesville FL, 32609 Posts: 2138 | From: 8827 NE 68 Terr Gainesville Fl 32609 | Registered: Aug 2002
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Well yes officer I was filling the truck when I got the emergency call that you guys were out of donuts. Why do you ask? (as she opens the box of krispy kremes so he can pick out his favorite one)
-------------------- Chris Welker Wildfire Signs Indiana, Pa Posts: 4254 | From: Indiana, PA | Registered: Mar 2001
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" ....as a matter of fact, my brother Billy does drive a red Dodge! How do you guys know so much about my family?!!!!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
-------------------- David Cooper, The Sign Shack Enid, OK. Posts: 658 | From: Enid,Oklahoma, USA | Registered: Dec 1998
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that happen at a gas station once... funny when it happens, funny when they get pulled over, even funnier when they get home and the spouse finds it.
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