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I get it, Si, but in the world of "Electronics" i.e. My big honkin' stereo... I think it's the guys that go for all the dials. Women would rather just turn on the music and Listen to the music.
*just my guess
John
-------------------- John Lennig / Big Top Sign Arts 5668 Ewart Street, Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada bigtopya@hotmail.com 604.451.0006 Posts: 2184 | From: Burnaby, British Columbia,Canada | Registered: Nov 2001
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You pretty much nailed that one on the head!
WHATEVER YOU DO - DON'T TURN THE PURPLE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
-------------------- Kimberly Zanetti Purcell www.amethystProductivity.com Folsom, CA email: Kimberly@AmethystProductivity.com
“Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.” AA Milne Posts: 3722 | From: Folsom, CA | Registered: Dec 2001
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I have seen this before, and absolutely love it. Had it on my desktop for a good while. I would not presume to interpret why it is so funny, it's different for everyone.
But now, the rainbow aspect of it is added, and it cracks me up all over again.
-------------------- Myra A. Grozinger Signs Limited Winston-Salem, NC
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A: Volume (Does not work during arguments.) B1 & B2: Balance (Does not work for at least one week a month) C & D: Channel Buttons (improper adjustment means she gets the "clicker" and you have to watch HGTV for the night.) E: Eating Adjustment (Do not use. Hell, do not even mention this one!!!) F: Navigation Button (If set too high, you WILL have to stop and ask for directions.) G: Makeup Button (Set it whereever you want....she's not getting out of the bathroom any quicker.) H: Repeat Button (Can not be disabled when there's a sale at her favorite shoe store.) I: Fast (This is her diet button. It changes on it's own.) J: Rewind (Causes her to remember you when you were younger. Use at your own discretion.) K: Pause (Men, a pause can be hazardous. DO NOT TRY TO ADJUST....you can't.) L: Play (set to "dinner & a movie" and hope fo the best.) M: Headphone (use your own imagination on that one... ) N: Recall (brings up dopey things you did on dates, old boyfriends and wedding pictures. Deal with it.) O: Stop (you ain't gettin' any no matter which way you turn this one.) P: Menu (Highest setting - Surf & Turf. Medium setting - Meatloaf. Lowest setting - Cook your own Mac & Cheese) Q: Audio Input (does not work during soap operas.) R: Brightness (not available on Blonde models.) S: Contrast (controls which shoes to wear with her dress. Men do not know how this button functions and should not tamper with it.) T: Tint (Determines how long she will spend at the tanning salon. Use during Super Bowl if needed.) U: Function (determines how many parties she will plan. Use for Super Bowl if you like lasagna at halftime.) V: Tuning (with a little luck, you'll get his one right for both of you.) W: ON/OFF (as much as we would like it to, it does not affect her clothes, so quit trying.) X: Print (determines selection of wallpaper patterns, China, greeting cards and shower curtains. Men aren't good at that stuff. Trust her and do not adjust setting.) Y: Scan (controls ability to read and use coupons at the grocery store. Men do not want to do the math on that stuff. Trust her and do not adjust setting. Y: Fax (controls her ability to remeber the exact date and time of anniversaries and birthdays. Men do not have this ability. Trust her and have the number of a florist who delivers on short notice handy.) Z: Browse (when lowered, she's mad at you. When raised, she's about to get mad at you for buying that Harley you can't afford.) 1-4: Equalizers (active when you keep the Harley and she asks you to buy her one so she can ride with you. You can't afford two, so you sell yours and get her a new minivan. You drive the old minivan.) 5&6: Open & Close (these pertain to shopping and store hours. Self readjusting for bank holidays.) 7: Emergency Stop (push that one and you're probably going to spend the night sleeping in the garage. DO NOT USE!!!!) 8: Reset (Does not involve implants. Keep dreaming. ) 9: Eject (similar to #7, but usually involves moving back in with your parents.) 10: Snooze (The gossip button. If it's news, it should be passed on.) 11 * 12: Yes & No (Men know these work, but have no clue as to how get them to work the way they want them to without getting slapped.)
Rapid
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Haircuts - The difference between men and women
Women's version:
Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 2: Oh no, it's perfect! I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman 1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
Men's version:
Man 2: Haircut?
Man 1: Yup.
-------------------- Jim Upchurch Artworks Olympia WA Posts: 797 | From: Olympia, WA | Registered: Nov 1998
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