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I have a customer who has a problem with people parking in front of the garage door of his business. He wants me to letter something humorous on it, "No Parking,__________" ....suggestions anyone?
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My favorite is: No Parking Unauthorized Vehicles will be towed and crushed.
-------------------- Bill Riedel Riedel Sign Co., Inc. 15 Warren Street Little Ferry, N.J. 07643 billsr@riedelsignco.com Posts: 2953 | From: Little Ferry, New Jersey, USA | Registered: Feb 1999
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I called and e-mailed these to the owner. THANKS, all! Now we just need to decide which one. The owner had an idea too....something about Mickey Mouse and him extending a finger?... I don't want to get into problems with Disney so I think we will pass on that one! Keep 'em coming! These are great!
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"Parking here is a bad idea" and let them wonder why.
-------------------- Phil Steffen, 29 Van Rensselaer St City of Saratoga Springs DPW Saratoga Springs NY 12866 Posts: 563 | From: beautiful Saratoga Springs NY | Registered: Aug 2001
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Never had any luck w/humurous versions, but a serious sign does work!!!
NO PARKING violators will be towed and fined!!! NO EXCEPTIONS
starting fines...$150.00
in accordance w/city ordinance MP395.847 (which of course is made up)heheh, hey! it worked better than any attempt prior.
-------------------- Frank Magoo, Magoo's-Las Vegas; fmagoo@netzero.com "the only easy day was yesterday" Posts: 2365 | From: Las Vegas, Nv. | Registered: Jun 2003
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Free Parking Please leave your car unlocked with keys in the ignition...
-------------------- Mario G. Lafreniere (Fergie) J&N Signs Winter did show up! Posts: 1257 | From: Chapleau, Ontario | Registered: Jun 1999
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I'd mix up some white tempra color, and splatter it liberally within and around the parking spot in question. Then put up a sign that reads: CAUTION: Bird**** Target Area. This zone is a designated wildlife practice area, and vehicles parked here will be shat upon from various heights!
If some unbeliever should chance to park there, splatter his car & windshield with more of that same tempra white. Guaranteed they'll never repeat the offence.
-------------------- Ken Henry Henry & Henry Signs London, Ontario Canada (519) 439-1881 e-mail: kjmlhenry@rogers.com
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I've seen this sign outside a Veterinary Hospital...
NO PARKING Violaters will be neutered.
OOOPS!!! I accidently posted this under Bruce's name. Sorry!! -Dana
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