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I liked the one I saw in the window of a book store. It said, "Learn to Read". If you didn't know how to read, you couldn'tread the stupid sign!
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Why do they insist that all buildings have directories in braille? How do blind people find the signs?!
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or the forever infamous...Enter in Rear .... Now there's one we won't touch....Haahaahaa...!!
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Or the sign on a proctologists door. EXIT ONLY
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On the Braile theme, why does the ATM in a drive through have Braile on the buttons?
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A few years ago, some local tobakky farmer decided to tear his part of the Bluegrass into suburban lots, which he wanted to advertise as "restricted." You won't say that, I told him, because back East in recent times it meant "No Jews." What he meant was "deed-restricted." Which is a little less offensive.
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I remember walking by a big sign near some railroad tracks: "NO HUMPING". I'm not sure what it means in railroad industry, but I don't care who y'are, that's funny.
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