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Just had a customer call and need 6 trucks worth of vinyl by Monday (It's THURSDAY) and we are swamped with other work. I explained we would probably need about two weeks before we could get that done and he said "Well, I thought that was in the computer and it would just do itself." Thought you would all get a kick out of that!
-------------------- Jane Diaz Diaz Sign Art 628 W. Lincoln Ave. Pontiac, Il. 61764 815-844-7024 www.diazsignart.com Posts: 4102 | From: Pontiac, IL USA | Registered: Feb 1999
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LOL Ms. Jane!!!!! Mabey you could'a (and I prolly would'a (lol) said,
"Oh yeh! Yer RIGHT sir!! I'm sorry!! Here's the number for the computer so you can just order directly from it and . . . . . ."
Uh~oh . . . . .
I better hush...this may not be such a joke someday . . .
I'm getting pictures of sign-vending machines sitting around on corners like so many coke, junk-food, ciggarette machines, etc . . .
People can assault their own bodies by taking in all that junk, but only remotely & indirectly and often never affecting any of us . . .then comes along . . .
(*insert dramatic scarey music and storm sounds*)
'The SIGN~VENDOR'MACHINE'
Each machine comes with the super-easy to follow directions: 'Just insert correct change & choose from 3 popular letter styles! Type in one of 3 popular colours, quantity desired and a basic rough size and TA-DA!! Instant 'costum(e)' signs to your specs...(apply as you would a bumper sticker to location desired)'
...Customers will be able to assault their vehichles with junky, cheap, poorly designed signs and hurt everyone's eyes . . . ....not to mention someone's income...
An' not only that, but there will be 4 page threads about the pros & cons, problems with stocking and collecting from sign vending machines on the BB, occuring on & off for several years . . . I can see the post titles now:
~Any 'Sign-Vendor' users?
~'Does your Sign Vendor Machine change 20$?'
~'weather-proof?'
~'Sign Vender' vandalized! ARRRGG!!'
~'Sign Vendor- OUT OF ORDER -Help!'
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"Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man, work like a dog" Posts: 5758 | From: "Sweet Home" Alabama | Registered: Mar 2003
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Sheila !!! you have waaay too much spare time & imagination, please share some with me!
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"...there are no limits when you aim for perfection..." Jonathan Livingston Seagull Posts: 7016 | From: Highgrove via Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia | Registered: Dec 2002
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