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Troy, Is that also known as "TupperKnee"? Love....Jill (Gonna get me some TupperBoobs)
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Body wave, what happens when a fat person is bumped.
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Aneuralogy - (combines aneurism and analogy) a brainfart, a comparison of two totally unrelated things, ideas, or concepts, usually made by persons of inferior intelligence placed in a positions of superior authority.
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Smerge - Combination of "smash" and "merge", as in "Smerge left!". We learned this technique while driving in Monterrey, Mexico and honed it to perfection in New York City.
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Smashterbated - what happens when exasberation and frustration get the better of you and you smash it to little pieces.
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I'll have to go for 'flubbergasted' again- the thought suddenly dawning on you that you aren't as slender as you thought you were!
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and a smidgin and a swidgin- they're the two highly accurate thumbnail marks in-between the mm and the 1/16" marks on a dual system ruler.
(as in increasing size, you have 1/32", a whisker, 1/16", a smidgin, a swidgin, 1mm, and a few other fractions of hair widths which the moderators won't allow typed here!)
General use is the amount you still have to cut off something to get it to fit in a gap, before you realise you cut the same amount too much off, so you wish you could have put 2/3 of a moustache hair's thickness back on again to get it to fit.
This is just prior to getting out the gap-filler/bog.
edit- I may be disqualified here- those aren't 'new' words.
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"...there are no limits when you aim for perfection..." Jonathan Livingston Seagull Posts: 7014 | From: Highgrove via Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia | Registered: Dec 2002
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A state resulting from unintended contact between dress-pants and the cat.
Used in a sentence:
"Honey...Where's that thing for the catpants?"
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Pathetoagents.... Real Estate Agents who bring in their own metal riders and sanded with 20 grit Sandpaper and want you to reletter it for $2.00.
And a medical term I have been using for years.
Sudden Deacceleration Sickness..= That stop at the end of a fall.
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Epizootis - My grandfather explained this as being a disease in which, "your face looks so much like your butt, your bowels don't know which way to move."
That guy was something else.
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Gazonta - an un-identifiable mechanical part.
As in: "Hey what's this part for?" "Oh - that's a Gazonta." "A WHAT??" "You know - that piece Gazonta this piece right here, and they sorta work together."
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