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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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Not to burst your bubble but Viagara only helps to produce erections in men suffering from erectile dysfunction. It does nothing to increase the size of your penis.
Sorry, Dude, but the regiment of pills you have been taking will not help you. LOL!
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-------------------- Ed CJ Williams CJ Graffx Christiana,Pa. cjgraffx@comcast.net Just have'n fun.... Posts: 296 | From: Christiana,Pa. | Registered: May 1999
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Reminds me of what Art Linkletter said in an interview on TV last year! He was asked if he used Viagra. He said "yes I do." The interviewer asked if his age was wasn't a factor. He said, "no. My wife and I go out to the deck and sit in our recliners and just look at it! It brings back memories!!!
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just to clarify...there will be tiny winy peenies that are rock hard for hours & perhaps those can be stuck between the perky boobies....so everyone can be happy!
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quote:Originally posted by Ed Williams: That sure PAINTS a nice picture!
<banging head off wall> I didn't want to make that mental image!
-------------------- Al Checca Kidney dialysis Pt. wizard42171967@yahoo.com Posts: 261 | From: Latrobe just outside Pittsburgh Pa in Latrobe | Registered: Aug 2001
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What cracks me up is that the amount of money spend on a drug and implants has absolutely no bearing on the amount spent on research. None. Zip. Nada.
Maybe someone could enlighten us on the connection between an elective surgical procedure, an erectile dysfunction drug, and the research into the root cause and cure of Alzheimer's disease...
Hahahahahahaha... The thought of someone needing Viagara and breast implants both is... well... just mind boggling.
Too funny!
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Guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I've got a problem. As near as I can tell, my wife has either got Alzheimer's or AIDS. What should I do?"
The doctor said, "Why don't you send her to the store to buy a loaf of bread. If she comes back, don't make love to her."
-------------------- Bill Diaz Diaz Sign Art Pontiac IL www.diazsignart.com Posts: 2110 | From: Pontiac, IL | Registered: Dec 2001
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