1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life.... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time...(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you...(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in hillbilly areas.)
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder... (Inside card) - What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
-------------------- Jane Diaz Diaz Sign Art 628 W. Lincoln Ave. Pontiac, Il. 61764 815-844-7024 www.diazsignart.com Posts: 4102 | From: Pontiac, IL USA | Registered: Feb 1999
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These bring to mind the "crazy for you" teddy bear that they are trying to pull off the market. Apparently the straight jacket is offending to some. However, I bet it is one of their top seller:)
-------------------- Christy Griffith C Graphics artistaboxers@aol.com Posts: 26 | From: Meridian, ID | Registered: Mar 2004
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