1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home; you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
-------------------- Si Allen #562 La Mirada, CA. USA
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Brushasaurus on Chat Posts: 8831 | From: La Mirada, CA, USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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My 7 year old called her grandmother the other day and asked her to get online so she could Instant Message with her!
My husband and I will email each other when we're 3 rooms away - how ridiculous is that?!?!?! (It's more a game than anything.)
-------------------- Kimberly Zanetti Purcell www.amethystProductivity.com Folsom, CA email: Kimberly@AmethystProductivity.com
“Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.” AA Milne Posts: 3722 | From: Folsom, CA | Registered: Dec 2001
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> > EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY > > > > 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! > > 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! > > 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! > > 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 12:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! > > 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > 5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 5:30 pm - OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVORITE! > > 6:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVORITE! > > 6:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING IN MASTER'S BED! MY FAVORITE! > > > > > > EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY > > > > Day 183 > > My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. > > > > Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. > > > > Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed. > > > > I decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. But they only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. > > > > There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to My power of "allergies." > > > > Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. > > > > > > I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.
-------------------- Jay Nichols ALPHABET SOUP
~the large print giveth and the small print taketh away~ Posts: 176 | From: SW Florida | Registered: Mar 2002
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Yup, that pretty much wraps it up!
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