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When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. The Gastro-enterologists had a Gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a mis-conception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!", while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought it was madness; the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see right through it! The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow but the Plastic Surgeon said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a Gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. And in the End, the Proctologists left the decision up to some a**hole who didn't give a crap. (edited for spelling)
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Not to mention the Audiologists who wouldn't hear of it and the oral surgeons who felt the project was like pulling teeth....
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The optometrist couldn't see that it was necessary and the Coroner thought it was already a dead issue.
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The nursing staff wanted to give it a shot, but the maintanance dept. thought it best to trash the whole idea.
-------------------- Terry Baird Baird Signs 3484 West Lake Rd. Canandaigua, NY 14424 Posts: 790 | From: Canandaigua, New York | Registered: Dec 2002
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The Orthopedics wanted a joint venture and made no bones about it. The Acupuncturists were on pins and needles, but took a good stab at it. Getting a vote from the Hemotologists was like drawing blood from a turnip.
-------------------- Mike Duncan(from the left coast) Astoria, Oregon Posts: 367 | From: Astoria, Oregon 97103 | Registered: Nov 1998
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