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Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath 'ou use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chanhce?
Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
Why is it--that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers? Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?
If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who really is the dumber sex?
Why is it that men can react to broken bones as “just a sprain: and deep wounds as “just a scratch”, but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill “with the flu” and have to be bedridden?
How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?
[ July 07, 2004, 12:55 PM: Message edited by: Si Allen ]
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Very True Si and Very Funny. I've just done that fridge thing, looking for inspiration of something great to eat. But there was nothing in there ten minutes ago!!
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quote:Originally posted by Si Allen: When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'?
That's why I wait until 9pm to do my grocery shopping, everyone in this town is in bed by 8 or sitting at the bars getting 'faced.
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