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Jerry VanHorn
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Don't look at your sign as an expense, look at what it will do for you.

Your sign is your customers first impression of your whole business.

A business without a sign is a sign of no business.

Just because you have a hammer it does not mean you can build a house. (I say that to everyone who asks how much one of them there cutter things cost)

You can justify spending $500 for a one day ad in the newspaper but you want to dicker over a $500 vehicle job that will last for 5+ years?

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OK - what do you like to say to your customers??

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Jerry VanHorn, Pres.
Pure Sports Designs, LLC
Pro Sign Design / United Wholesale Signs
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West Liberty, OH
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"I accept cash and checks."

"If you're willing to pay the body shop guy $40/HR to make the door look good, I shoud get the same money to make it look better, right? Whadda ya think?"

"My brushes don't know what they're painting, be it a sign, truck, car, boat, or bug deflector. They just know it's work and they're on the clock for the same rate. I've learned to listen to them."

Customer: "If you give me a deal on this, I can get you more business and you can raise the bill on the next guy."
Me: "I already did that deal. It really worked out well when you saw it and came to see me. Congratulations! You're next!"

Rapid

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Rapidfire Design
543 Brushwood Road
North Haverhill, NH 03774
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Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergancy on my part!

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Steve Nuttle,
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For the customer that has to inspect the sign from 3 inches away:

"It's a sign, not a flower....you look at it, NOT smell it!"


[Dunno]

[ June 21, 2004, 10:46 PM: Message edited by: Si Allen ]

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"Any idiot can let the job go to the lowest bidder. The wise business manager gives the job to the lowest qualified bidder."

If I'm feeling tactful I might not call them an idiot.

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Jack Leyden
Jack's Signage
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Santa Ana,CA 92705

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"It'll be ready Thursday"

I just don't tell em' which Thursday!

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Learned from Pierre Tardif:

"You will make more money from this sign than I will!"

Love...Jill

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The difference between a good sign and a bad sign is.....10 feet.

"Remember your sign is the major portion of your advertsing budget."

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Laura Butler
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My personal favorite I use often is

"Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out"

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Bob Stephens
Skywatch Signs
Zephyrhills, FL

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quote:
Originally posted by Jillbeans:
Learned from Pierre Tardif:

"You will make more money from this sign than I will!"

Love...Jill

Jill,

I may add that to my arsenal

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Jerry VanHorn, Pres.
Pure Sports Designs, LLC
Pro Sign Design / United Wholesale Signs
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West Liberty, OH
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I heard this one here a while back.

Customer: How much is a sign?

Answer: How long is a piece of string?

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Ace Graphics & Printing
Camdenton, MO. USA

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"The bitter taste of poor quality far outlasts the sweetness of a low price."

"We'll paint ANYTHING for our best friends...and all of our best friends are dead presidents."

My spin on the "hammer and home builder" line has always been:
"Give an A-hole a rope, - it doesn't make him a cowboy"

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I do the same sort of thing as Tony but I use a car. When they ask about the cost of a sign, trailer, the "average semi" (I love that one!) I say "That's like asking me, How much is a car...it depends on what options you want on it, how long you want it to last and what you want it to do for you! We have signs in ALL budget ranges. What do you want to spend?"

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Jane Diaz
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pay me

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Michael Boone
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$500 for a small yellow page add....that is only seen when someone opens the book and for 12 MONTHS!!!! what i do for that $500 will give 5 YEARS of visability!!!!! and you will be seen when your sittin at WAFFLE HOUSE havin lunch.....yellow pages cant do that!!!!!!!

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BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND

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When asked:
"how much does a sign like that cost?"
I say, "normally a million dollars, but today they're half price"

Bob K.

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Thank you Mr./Mrs.____________!

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Webb Signworks
Chipley, FL
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A few came to mind....

Cash is KING!

It'll be ready soon....

I am moving you to the "front burner"


When it comes to Window Promos:

Dollar for dollar you can't beat it

Can I collect residuals?

It won't rain on this will it? (I use waterproof)

People will be forced to read this (when using Fluorescents)

To Truckers:
How many hours a day do you spend in your truck? Let's see $80,000 Rig, $4500, paint job, and want a ten cent lettering job? C'mon this is the "frosting on the cake" , don't cut yourself short,...don't you want to feel proud with nice set of doors when you going down the road,..oh yeah.

To those who go aggresive,..people will think you have a fleet...

To Boaters:
Gee, I hope it's not below the waterline?

It won't get wet here will it?

Yes, "Wet Dream" is an "original"

To Race Car Drivers:
Cash is KING!!!!!!!

Now it even looks fast!

Cash is KING!!!!!!!

More serious:
Now your official!
Definately "above average"
Consider it as an Investment
It will add resale value
Do you know how many people will see this?

I like living in this area, if I do it any cheaper I will have to move, and then it will really cost you.

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Rich, ahhhh so YOU are the one painting "Wet Dream" on all those boats in Cali! I see at least 4 or 5 of them every weekend here in Havasu. [Smile]

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"If I share all my wisdom I won't have any left for myself."

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Question:How much does a sign cost?
Answer: How much you got?(with a big smile)
Question:
How long you been makin signs?
Answer: what time is it now?
add that to 60 years
Question: How soon can I get it?
Answer: can you wait?
quote: We don't want all the customers, Just You!
Bill

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"We got most of it spelled right."

"Now you know where you work."

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A Sign of Excellence
Carrollton, TX

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It costs twice as much if ya watch.

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Chris Welker
Wildfire Signs
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Your business is not my hobby

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Compulsive, Neurotic, Anti-social and Paranoid ... but basically Happy

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. . . These are great . . . hope y'all don't mind if I use some of 'em... [Wink]
When they ask, "Do you do that free-hand?"
I say, "My left hand's free . . . .my right hand's 50 bucks and hour . . ." [Cool]

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"we want to be a part of your success"

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LOL, good one Sheila, as long as they don't ask for a left-hand-painted sign!

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lol, Ian, and when they say they don't care how it looks because they want something free I get to say,
"Hey! If you don't mind how it looks ...DO IT YOURSELF!"
or, "Why did you come here if you don't care how it's gonna look?"

I'm always amazed at customers who want me to work basically for free and/or don't care what something will look like.

I always feel obliged to explain that I PERSONALLY CARE how it looks and I need to be paid well for carin'.

(I promise I am kind-sweet and gentle with these people and not the wise-crack I seem to be . . .)

however cheap, such folks always leave laughin' or smilin' and with a better understanding of what I'm about... and some actually come back when they get their money up.

I like to think or pretend that they came back because I had a hand in educating or reminding them about getting what they pay for.

....just thinkin' . . .what would you get if you went to an M.D. and said, "I don't care how it looks, as long as it's cheap . . . "

....or the body shop guy . . .(see Si's recent OT post, lol)

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When I tell people that I only do hand lettering, no computer vinyl, the ask..."is it cheaper?"..."no, definately not"

They decide.

John Lennig / SignRider

ps...vinyl is fine, I just don't do it anymore.

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When asked "How long have you been making Signs?" I tell them I was making signs before I could talk.

When asked "Do I get a discount? I have ten trucks". I tell you get a 10% discount. When you bring in the tenth one, I do it FREE.

You already know they will get you to do one, then take it to "El Cheapo Signs" and tell them they want the others done just like this one.

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Rove Gratz
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quote:
Originally posted by Rovelle W. Gratz:


You already know they will get you to do one, then take it to "El Cheapo Signs" and tell them they want the others done just like this one.

this has happened to me. What is amazing is the 'hacker' shop can't even copy it right

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Jerry VanHorn, Pres.
Pure Sports Designs, LLC
Pro Sign Design / United Wholesale Signs
www.prosigndesign.com www.unitedwholesalesigns.com
West Liberty, OH
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How many of you signmakers really tell your customers those things or is that just to break the ice?

In my line of work I don't talk much, show them my portfolio and ask what they want to spend. I don't even have to show them what I'm gonna do!

Works for me [Smile]

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HotLines Joey Madden - pinstriping since 1952
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If the customer asks "Why So Much?"
Look them right in the eye and reply "There's A Lot Of Stuff I Want To Buy!"

Always left them scratching their heads. [Smile]

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144 Hill St., E.
Fergus, Ontario
Canada N1M 1G9
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"That's not a service we currently offer"

Works great anytime you need to say "no" for any reason.

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JT

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LOL Joey . . . . see, the way it is ...is...it takes ALL kinds of people to make life diverse and not dull.

Some don't mind chatting and cuttin' up with people and illustrating the obvious with humor & irony.

Some are given to shyness or either simply choose to totally ignore people.

And then I wanna say, "...and then there's you..." SO BAD . . . . but I'm not because you may not be able to read the humor in it that I intend . . . mabey I should say: "It takes all kinds, even you...." . . . .
No.....that comes across really mean too . . . .


...mabey we should just start a new post:

"Sayings I like to tell Sign Artists . . ."

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quote:
Originally posted by Ray Rheaume:

Customer: "If you give me a deal on this, I can get you more business and you can raise the bill on the next guy."
Me: "I already did that deal. It really worked out well when you saw it and came to see me. Congratulations! You're next!"

That is perfect, I'm going to have to use that one.

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Kevin McEvoy
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A couple more,....while I am painting windows:

Q How long you been doing this?
A After a quick glance at my watch, about 45 min.

Q Where did you learn this?
A In prison

Q That looks like fun
A I am having a blast,wanna join in?

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Rich Stebbing
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Jerry VanHorn
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quote:
Originally posted by Rich Stebbing:

Q Where did you learn this?
A In prison


their next statement is: I will hold that deposit until the job is complete!

[ June 25, 2004, 04:23 PM: Message edited by: Jerry VanHorn ]

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Their 'oh so funny snarky comment,' "It's crooked." (or spelled wrong) har har har

My bored reply, "That part is free."

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quote:
Originally posted by Rich Stebbing:
Q Where did you learn this?
A In prison

Priceless. Not only the answer to that question, but the look on their faces. [Wink]

Wonder how much I have to practice before I can say that with a straight face.....

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Chris Welker
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I like when a customer watches me apply vinyl and then they ask " How do you cut that?"
I imiedetly reply "With an Exacto Knife"
Usually that is followed by a few moments of silence...

And then I tell them " I'm thinking about getting one of those machines to do this, but their kinda expensive"

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