& I'll tape-record our plotter for the sound track- it makes great dalek noises, & it even exterminates vinyl
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"...there are no limits when you aim for perfection..." Jonathan Livingston Seagull Posts: 7014 | From: Highgrove via Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia | Registered: Dec 2002
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I think Brian Briskie should be played by Ron Jeremy?! Jilly, Winona Ryder is smokin HOT! You better not steal anything out of my sign kit though. I want to be PeeWee Herman. Pre "theatre days", of course!! I'll ride into town on my bicycle, with my sign kit in tow, hop up on the work bench, slinging 1 Shot everywhere, and do the PeeWee dance with "Tequila" blasting thru the speakers?! HaHaaaa!! Magoo can be Jim Carey. We'll have to give him a beard, and shave his head, in order to be authentic. This is such a serious drama, that requires all the dignity it deserves, and the correct character portrayals. Riiiiight!
-------------------- Luke S. Luke Scanlan Artistry Ocala, Fl. lukescanlan@cox.net Posts: 249 | From: Ocala, Florida | Registered: Nov 2001
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Hehe, My dad's not the only one in the family with funny ideas like this. Muahahahahahahha...ha! 8) I'd probably end up as some "double agent," giving info to both sides, not "Scottie, the Wonder Dog," lol. I dunno, I just can't picture a dog playing my part, and, because I'm not too old, there aren't many actors that I can name right off of the bat that can play as me. Any guesses?
but they're too old . . . . . .we HAVE to have some up-and coming actor who is going to be "recognized". . . how 'bout we just introduce you as "Gump Rhaume" playing the part of "Pounce"?.
You can be the undercover operative who comes in at just the right moment and tells everyone how to modify the guns (we had no idea you were tinkering with this stuff) and then remind us of some very important simple fact about the enemy's weakness ...which is . . . . . . . . .WHERE is your Dad when we need him . . . .
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Gump; that's why he's called the wonder dog. Bet you didn't know that he is already a movie star, huh? didn't know did ya? yup....he had small role in star wars(wookie); a part in cats and dogs(in bedroom scene); played next to hanks in your namesakes' movie(peed on bench hanks was sitting on); seen in platoon(mortar attack scene); and don't get to upset about him playing you, he also isn't fond of the idea, his remark was about having to regress to age 8, in dog years that's a year and a half. See, can't blame him and he is also a member of the guild, so you can't remove him from movie set w/o going to his agent....I'm writing this for him, as he's in the middle of a very delicate scene from his latest movie, "dog days of vegas", look for it in your favorite movie house, being released soon for the summer crowds. In fact, is there a script for him to look over and see if he wants to do this movie or not? sincerely, scotty's manager....e. rupples dumass. esq.III jr.
-------------------- Frank Magoo, Magoo's-Las Vegas; fmagoo@netzero.com "the only easy day was yesterday" Posts: 2365 | From: Las Vegas, Nv. | Registered: Jun 2003
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You're missing one important star in this movie, and that would be Mike Meyer (played by Wilford Brimley of course). Mike volunteered to fly high above the Signbots in his 1951 Studebaker Airship called the "Vi-nola Gay" and drop the big one... Yup, a 450,000 gallon tank of One-Shot maroon in hopes of destroying the fine components of the Signbots, with their plotter-like movements. The Graphbots move a little more freely because they are friction fed, whereas the Gerbots are sprocket driven, and tend to be consistent, but waste alot of scrap.
The plan unfolded just as it was mapped out... the bomb bay doors open, the One-Shot maroon was dispersed and falling to the ground, splashing it's coverage on the Signbots... but wait, the coverage, it's terrible! "Dammit!" exclaimed Mike. "I should have put more aluminum powder, white, black, red and crimson in for better coverage!"
Luckily, Kurt Gaber (played by Patrick Swayze) was flying cover for Mike and he pulled out his secret weapon. LATEX PAINT! He blasted the latex through several pressurized tubes coming from his 300,000 gallon tanks mounted under his 1966 Studebaker Skyhawk conversion jet. The latex covered beautifully, and in one coat I might add. The Signbots rusted within minutes from the water-based venom.
Wow. Where the heck did that come from? Thanks Ray, that was a blast. Now back to work. And hopefully the One-Shot reps will still send paint to the Brush Bash meet coming up soon!
-------------------- Kurt Gaber Chippewa Falls, WI Thank You Letterheads for being a part of both Brush Bashes in '02 & '06!
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After the pounce blast was detonated and the black cloud of powder dissapated the signwriters found thier paint was getting thick and thier flow to the front line was slowed. Luckily Adam May (played by Paul from the Wonder Years) arrived with the support materials to keep the signwriters on the offensive. This man rolls up in a golf cart loaded down with thinners reducers and hardeners ready to keep his fellow painters on the move. And then.... with another blast of pounce powder he was gone only to return to another leg of the battle and keep the troops fighting.
-------------------- Adam May 205 S. Sangamon St. Lincoln, IL 62656 217-735-9939 headhoncho@ampstudio.net www.ampstudio.net Posts: 149 | From: Lincoln, IL | Registered: Jul 2004
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I need some of that windowpane stuff... The flashbacks aren't hurting me yet.
Brian and Mike back posting? Nice! How cool is that?
-------------------- Bruce Bowers
DrCAS Custom Lettering and Design Saint Cloud, Minnesota
"Things work out best for the people who make the best of the way things work out." - Art Linkletter Posts: 6458 | From: Saint Cloud, Minnesota | Registered: Jun 1999
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