A friend of mine, let’s call him “Si” took a driving vacation through Texas when out in the middle of no-where his car broke down. With over 100 miles to the nearest town he desperately needed a ride to get into town to arrange for a tow. After not seeing a soul for half an hour he managed to flag down a trucker. “Howdy” said the trucker, “Hi “said Si, “Can you run me into town, my car broke down?” “You a republican or a democrat?” asked the trucker. “I’m a democrat”, answered Si, “Well this just ain’t your lucky day” said the trucker who then pulled out a gun, relieved Si of his wallet, and drove off leaving Si stranded. An hour later an old pickup truck full of roughnecks pulls up. “Can you run me into town, my car broke down and i’ve been robbed” asked Si. “Are you a republican or a democrat” asked the driver. “I’m a democrat” replied Si. “Well you’re in the wrong place, Boy” and two of the roughnecks jumped out of the truck and proceeded to beat the living hell out of Si, and then they drove off. About then Si saw the light and seeing that being a democrat hadn’t done much for him lately, he decided right then & there to become a republican. Five minutes later a red convertible driven by a voluptuous blond wearing a very low cut something pulls over. “Can you drive me to town?” Pleaded Si, “I’ve had a terrible day, I’ve been beaten, robbed and my car broke down”. “Are you a democrat or a republican?” Asked the blond. “I’m a republican” Si said proudly. “Well hop in”, says the blond “and help yourself to a cold pop in that cooler, Honey”. So Si’s driving down the road, sipping on a cold one and he can’t take his eyes of this gorgeous blond, because with every little bump in the road her ample bosoms jiggle, just so. And with every puff of wind from the open roof her short skirt rides a little higher up her silky thighs. After ten minutes Si shouts “STOP, stop the car, I have to get out” “What’s the matter Honey” asked the blond. “I can’t stand it” says Si, “I’ve been a good man and a democrat for most of my life, and I’ve only been a republican for fifteen minutes and already I want to schrew someone”
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-------------------- Mike O'Neill
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke
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Ha Ha Mike. I hope my showing up here does not jinx your post into being deleted.
Actually I don't get it. A literal read of this joke would exonerate Clinton, a true Democrat, and free him of the ongoing blame for the decline of our civilization (also economy, morals and youth) because of wanting to do the same thing.
============================ Nobody is allowed to jump on me, if you do, it will derail this post and ultimately get it locked and make me look so d$#T bad for being the queen involved in locked posts.
All we have here is a little opinion of mine on this very funny story.
Respond with your own opinion, rather than shoot down mine and not enjoy the joke and lead us into a problem post.
Thank you very much
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...now where'd I put that 10 ft pole again?...
funny joke... nice because it can be adapted for any group of people... I don't think I could read into it much more than that.
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