"Real men drink Jack straight" me, while doing another shot in a series of way too many shots.
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger" I have no idea.
"It's stupid to clutter one's mind with information that can easily be referenced elsewhere" Einstein, as to why he had to go to the phone book & look up his phone number when someone asked for it. (I'm paraphrasing here)
"Why is there a mailbox in front of the post office? A mailbox is for when you ain't at the post office" Gallager
"There's a few defining moments in every person's life when you know what you've done wrong and you know what you've done right" Toby Keith, lyrics to "New Orleans"
-------------------- Chris Welker Wildfire Signs Indiana, Pa Posts: 4254 | From: Indiana, PA | Registered: Mar 2001
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When asked at a symposium by a scholar, "what is the greatest creation by man...", Einstein, answered, "Compound interest!"
Put that in yer test tube, eh ?
CrazyJack
-------------------- Jack Wills Studio Design Works 1465 E.Hidalgo Circle Nye Beach / Newport, OR Posts: 2914 | From: Rocklin, CA. USA | Registered: Dec 1998
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""Good judgment comes from experience; and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" - Will Rogers Posts: 3516 | From: Beautiful Newaygo, Michigan | Registered: Mar 2003
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"Every-once-in-a-while.... I challenge my allegiance to human species." Ergo QuikSign folks?
That's just me talkin'
Who would believe...CrazyJack
-------------------- Jack Wills Studio Design Works 1465 E.Hidalgo Circle Nye Beach / Newport, OR Posts: 2914 | From: Rocklin, CA. USA | Registered: Dec 1998
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A favorite of mine from Wendy's founder Dave Thomas, in response to someone's comments about lucky breaks was: "I find the harder I work, the luckier I get"
A favorite from Frank Zappa has ALWAYS been: "Information is not knowledge, knowledge is not wisdom, wisdom is not truth, truth is not beauty, beauty is not love, love is not music, music is the best"
Then of course, I grew up on: "I thought he was gonna hit me, so I hit him back first"
All have served me well.
Keep on keepin' on.
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""Good judgment comes from experience; and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" - Will Rogers Posts: 3516 | From: Beautiful Newaygo, Michigan | Registered: Mar 2003
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...we been cuttin' up around here today, we ain't got nuthin' done, lol. One of my buddy's is here an' we been readin' these and he went out to his truck and brought this back an' wanted me to share it with ya'll. He saw it at the minute-shop and got the owner to make a copy of it, he liked it so well:
FOR SALE "OLD FORD TRACTOR" runs good but missing seat & steering wheel (ideal for person who has lost his a__ and don't know which way to turn)
Here's one I got hangin' in my shop (from Cooper Bros. Const.)
We do 3 types of jobs here: GOOD,FAST OR CHEAP You may choose any two! If it is good & cheap, it will not be fast. If it is good & fast, it will not be cheap. If it is fast & cheap, it will not be good.
aw'rite, I'm goin' to work . . .
-------------------- Signs Sweet Home Alabama
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"Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man, work like a dog" Posts: 5758 | From: "Sweet Home" Alabama | Registered: Mar 2003
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It's a fine line between standing on the shore and fishing
who do you think you are.....-pause-........anyhow? (me)
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy (jack daniels ?)
What, me worry? (Alfred E. Newman) (Mad magazine)
I'd rather remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt
You want it when?
-------------------- "Are we having fun yet?" Peter Schuttinga DZines Sign Studio 1617 Millstream rd Victoria BC V9B-6G4 Posts: 521 | From: Victoria BC | Registered: Mar 2002
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