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Another one I almost forgot. Work smart, play hard
Havin' fun, Checkers
-------------------- a.k.a. Brian Born www.CheckersCustom.com Harrisburg, Pa Work Smart, Play Hard Posts: 3775 | From: Harrisburg, Pa. U.S.A. | Registered: Nov 1998
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as you go through life make this your goal eat the doughnut not the hole
-------------------- Jimmy Chatham Chatham Signs 468 stark st Commerce, Ga 30529 Posts: 1766 | From: Commerce, GA, USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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Don't try to put no boogie woogie on the king of rock n' roll.
and... "Elvis has left the building, uh, huh..!"
Thank vurry mush. ( after the medication )
-------------------- Wilson Ardmore Sun Signs 164 Team Track Rd. Auburn, Ca hatfield@vfr.net Posts: 100 | From: Bowman,Ca | Registered: Aug 2002
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In case of emergency....Remove clothes, and listen to the sign maker
-------------------- Lee Attewell Graffic Jam Auto Unit 3, 1731 Albany Highway, Kenwick Western Australia 6108 Posts: 102 | From: PERTH WESTERN AUSTRALIA | Registered: Oct 2001
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Once greeted an Older gentleman who said something like this:
"A good day is when you are on the sunny side of the grass!"
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-------------------- Steve Carter {:{) a Touch of Glass 254 Lexington Mill Rd. Magnolia, DE, 19962 PH: 302-335-3170 Posts: 181 | From: Magnolia, De, USA - Center of the Universe | Registered: Jan 1999
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Live and let live, Fairly take and fairly give. An it harm none, do what ye will! ~Words to live by...
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. ~Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
learnin' somethin' new everyday! ~The Moon (hey, that's me!)
The phrases here, and throughout this post would make pretty cool panels...
The just thinking on the creative side of the Moon
OH! ...and OT posts are fun when they are like this one! I like getting to know ya all before I get to meet ya all.
[ September 21, 2002, 03:55 AM: Message edited by: The Moon ]
-------------------- The Moon aka: Stefenie Harris Moonlight Designs Pollock Pines, CA learnin' somethin' new every day! stefenie@comcast.net Posts: 550 | From: Pollock Pines, CA, USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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If you want something done, ask a busy man. Think about it.
-------------------- Bill Riedel Riedel Sign Co., Inc. 15 Warren Street Little Ferry, N.J. 07643 billsr@riedelsignco.com Posts: 2953 | From: Little Ferry, New Jersey, USA | Registered: Feb 1999
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Wow...some names from the past on THIS thread!
"Life is what happens while you're making other plans."
-------------------- Kimberly Zanetti Purcell www.amethystProductivity.com Folsom, CA email: Kimberly@AmethystProductivity.com
“Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.” AA Milne Posts: 3722 | From: Folsom, CA | Registered: Dec 2001
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It's best to be silent and be thought a fool
than to speak and remove all doubt -----------------------------------------
Say what you mean and mean what you say -----------------------------------------
when in doubt, C (multiple choice test) -----------------------------------------
Always be heavily in debt Cause you cant take it with you But you can take someone else's And that's got to feel good
-------------------- "Are we having fun yet?" Peter Schuttinga DZines Sign Studio 1617 Millstream rd Victoria BC V9B-6G4 Posts: 521 | From: Victoria BC | Registered: Mar 2002
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This isn't my favorite, but Kimberly's reminded me of it:
It's easier to turn a wheel that's already rolling.
-------------------- James Donahue Donahue Sign Arts 1851 E. Union Valley Rd. Seymour TN. (865) 577-3365 brushman@nxs.net
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for lunch, Benjamin Franklin Posts: 2057 | From: 1033 W. Union Valley Rd. | Registered: Feb 2003
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"As time heals all wounds; it also wounds all heels."
"When in doubt, knock em' out."
"There's a good chance, the chewing gum on floor of chicken house, isn't."
"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."
"Custer wore arrow shirts."
-------------------- Frank Magoo, Magoo's-Las Vegas; fmagoo@netzero.com "the only easy day was yesterday" Posts: 2365 | From: Las Vegas, Nv. | Registered: Jun 2003
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""Good judgment comes from experience; and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" - Will Rogers Posts: 3491 | From: Beautiful Newaygo, Michigan | Registered: Mar 2003
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More bumper sticker-ish philosophy than phylosophical quotes...but they are humorous.
1.) I'm hung like Einstein, and smart as a horse. 2.) I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. 3.) Drugs Lead Nowhere...but it's a scenic route. 4.) I Brake For....Oh Crap! No Brakes! 5.) Driver carries no cash...he's married. 6.) Wife and dog missing...reward for dog. 7.) Can't feed em? Don't breed em. 8.) Take your ex out tonight (one bullet oughtta do it.) 9.) I child proofed my house....but they still get in. 10.) 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions. 11.)The shortest sentance is "I am". The longest is, "I do." 12.) Where the heck is easy street? 13.) Cat...the other white meat. 14.) Gun control means using both hands. 15.) Work Harder. Millions on welfare depend on you. 16.) Ever stop to think...and forget to start again? 17.) Take revenge! Crap on a pigeon!
-------------------- Todd Gill Outside The Lines Potterville, MI Posts: 7792 | From: Potterville, MI | Registered: Dec 2001
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A guy on the morning radio used to read funny bumper stickers when I was in junior high school! My parents used to have his station on every morning in 2 rooms in the house and in the car on the way to school . . .this bumper sticker he read for some reason . . .'stuck' with me . . .(lol)...
STAMP-OUT & ABOLISH REPITITION & REDUNDANCY
Also, still on my desk for years...
"The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is gone.."
-------------------- Signs Sweet Home Alabama
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"Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man, work like a dog" Posts: 5758 | From: "Sweet Home" Alabama | Registered: Mar 2003
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Aw/Shucks/ I wrote to Mike and asked him how he got back on the board and he said Oh no/not me so I looked at the beginning date of this thread and it is an old one when he was still allowed to post.
My bad.
And everybody else's loss, IMHO /just my 2 cents worth
-------------------- Myra A. Grozinger Signs Limited Winston-Salem, NC
signslimited@triad.rr.com Posts: 1244 | From: Winston-Salem, NC USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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both... but she meant Mike Languein (another outspoken liberal... though I guess he outspoke his welcome around here once too often
If you don't already miss him, or showed up too late to catch his posts... you haven't laughed until you've read his Lenny chronicles ...beware, if you click that link... you beter not have any work that needs to go out soon... & whatever you're drinking, don't let it come out your nose, 'cause you WILL be laughing!! mark my words
(odd thing... along with getting the boot... when I just search topics that start with "Lenny" I get them all... but when first tried, I included Mikes number 1859... search turns up nothing)
And Doug understood that I said Mike, and meant both Mike and Mark, and Cheryl too.
They all contributed to diversity on this board.
Mike's stories about Lenny are some of the finest pieces of comic, insightful, gut-crunching, reminiscent memoirs of the art and craft of making signs I have ever read. No - make that THE BEST. He tells what I personally experienced, whether I did or not in quite that way; it is my story emotionally, in wrenching and hysterically funny detail. When I first got to read the Lenny stories, I could only handle one a day. That is how good, and real, they are.
Mike is not Lenny. Mike is Mike reporting on Lenny. There is a difference. And Mike's insight into life and the CRAFT and the STRUGGLE make him unique. And that is what we lost in his not being allowed to post any more.
Because that insight, with the discernment of knowing our trade, and the knowledge and intellect that is uniquely Mike's, gets translated into his commentary on our everyday concerns as they are now.
Like I said before. Keeping Mike mute is everybody's loss.
-------------------- Myra A. Grozinger Signs Limited Winston-Salem, NC
signslimited@triad.rr.com Posts: 1244 | From: Winston-Salem, NC USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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