A squad of Marines drove up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious.
Nearby on the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar state, but he was alert.
As first aid was given to both soldiers, the corpsman asked what happened.
The Marine responded, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway, coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier."
"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.
"I told him Saddam Hussein was a miserable piece of crap, and then the Iraqi told me that Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton were miserable pieces of crap."
"We were shaking hands when the truck hit us."
SEE, THEY AIN'T ALL BAD.......
Posted by Santo (Member # 411) on :
Mustafa musta been watching O'Riely
Posted by John Deaton III (Member # 925) on :