* Instead of cookies and milk, she leaves out a fifth of Scotch and edible panties.
* Comes home with tinsel stuck between her teeth and Claus marks on her back.
* Of the 200 presents for her under the tree, you bought three of them.
* Never very adventuresome in bed, she suddenly asks if you want to do it "reindeer style."
* Her picture is prominently featured on santasbitches.com.
* Every day after work, elves block you in traffic to keep you from getting home too early.
* She's shaved her pubic hair into the shape of a little chimney.
* Tells you that you would look a lot sexier if you grew a beard and added 150 pounds.
* Every December 24th it's the same routine: She puts on a teddy and sits on the roof.
* Her ears perk up every time she hears "Ho Ho Ho!"
Posted by Jillbeans (Member # 1912) on :
Kimberly..... Did you make that up? It is nice... But YOU are a Naughty Girl! (it takes one to know one) Thanks for the smile. Love- JILL
Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
Thank you. I really needed that today.
Posted by FranCisco Vargas (Member # 145) on :
hahahahaahaha Kimberly you're funny, but for the wife I would be happy to put in a log in #6 and wish her a Merry Christmas Baby! she's on her way to divorce anyway...I know I'm dog huh wof wof
