Last night on America’s Most Wanted, straight man John Walsh shows a bank hold up by a guy in a Santa suit. White beard, sack, red hat - the whole banana. In fact the toy sack is where he stashed the loot. So here’s the standard grainy surveillance film with a generic Santa sticking up the bank and out he walks with his sack of goodies. THEN, the cops “tracked his footprints through the snow [down a busy sidewalk] which ended at the parking lot” deducing that was where the perp entered a "getaway vehicle" and made his escape. THEN they show a blow up of the grainy Santa face and tell us to call AMW if we see this guy. Ha ha ha - what a buncha kidders those Feebs are, ha ha ha.
That's my Christmas story - and I'm stickin' to it! Enjoy the holidays and the solstice when it gets here - summer is on the way! m
Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
Mike,
I stopped in to mail some Christmas cards at the post office this morning and saw this poster on the wall...
I wonder what kinda reward they offering for this guy's capture? I could use some new brushes...wink wink