"SAVE THE WHALES...collect the whole set"
Posted by Alicia B. Jennings (Member # 1272) on :
"USA, BUY MEXICO!!!" I really wish the USA could take over Mexico. It's so beautiful and it;s sad to think of how so many companies are poluting that place. And while we're there we can buy up Central America as well.
Posted by Alicia B. Jennings (Member # 1272) on :
And also, "Buy My Signs!"
Posted by Dana Bowers (Member # 780) on :
I saw this on the back of a semi...
"I slow down for brunettes, I brake for blondes, but I back up for redheads"
But this is my favorite, seen on the back of a repair shop delivery truck...
"Joe's Fix-It Shop - we repair what your husband fixed!"
Posted by Steve Barba (Member # 431) on :
I used to have this one:
"ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR FREE HELP"
Posted by Steve Burke (Member # 2674) on :
My two favourites (tied for first place):
"Honk if you like the sound of an AK-47"
"Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my A$$"
- I had the hemorrhoid one on my previous car and I had quite a few offended people mouthing off behind me...and tail-gating.
Posted by Rick Sacks (Member # 379) on :
Honk if you like peace and quiet
Posted by Jed Pedersen (Member # 2344) on :
"Run Hillary Run!"
Back bumper for those of liberal persuasion.
Front bumper for conservatives. Posted by Stephen Faulkner (Member # 2511) on :
Jesus may love you but... everyone else thinks you're a d!nk!
[ December 15, 2003, 08:57 AM: Message edited by: Stephen Faulkner ]
Posted by DONALD THOMPSON (Member # 3726) on :
I Love Animals They're Delicious
There is plenty of room for God's creatures Right next to the mashed potatoes
Eat Steak The West wasn't won on salads
Some of my favorites
Posted by Ed_Solheim (Member # 1400) on :
"Dan Gurney for President!"
"You've just been Mini'd!"
another one I love is:
"Save a wolf - shoot a sheep-farmer!2
Posted by Jillbeans (Member # 1912) on :
Hi Adrienne! My Favorite: MARS AREA SCHOOL DISTRICT My Child Made The Grades! HONOR ROLL 03/04 I have waited years for this one... Love- JILL
Posted by Joe Cieslowski (Member # 2429) on :
As seen on the back of a beat-up pickup truck.....with a rifle rack in the back window....with a blonde driving..... "I've got PMS and a Gun....So, What's your problem?"
Joe, Makin Chips and Havin Fun!
Posted by Myra Grozinger (Member # 327) on :
"Misery is Optional"
and
"Karma never sleeps"
Posted by KARYN BUSH (Member # 1948) on :
cat...the other white meat.
Posted by Steve Purcell (Member # 1140) on :
WE GOT HIM! Posted by Kathy Joiner (Member # 1814) on :
Haha bet you thought this was another funny bumper sticker...now back off!!!
Posted by Bob Ficucell (Member # 1460) on :
From the 60s.
Hate cops?, next time your in trouble call a Hippie !
Bob
Posted by Mike Pipes (Member # 1573) on :
I saw this one just yesterday and thought it was funny:
"If it ain't broke, fit it until it is."
Posted by CJ Allan (Member # 52) on :
"Get Off the Damn Cell Phone IDIOT.... and Drive That Thing....
Posted by pierre (Member # 1462) on :
EARTH FIRST!! We'll log the rest of the planets later.
I may be slow, but I'm ahead of YOU!
Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
"Keep honking while I reload!"
"If it's Tourist Season, Why can't we shoot them?"
"Jesus is comming, and boy is He pi$$ed!"
"Nuke a baby whale for Jesus!"
"Guns don't kill people, bullets travelling very fast do!"
"If you don't like the way I am diving, stay off the sidewalk!"
[ December 15, 2003, 12:08 PM: Message edited by: Si Allen ]
Posted by Jay Nichols (Member # 2842) on :
TOO BAD IGNORANCE ISNT PAINFUL.
Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
"If you can read this sticker you're too close."
"I brake for no apparent reason."
"Save the forest...EAT A BEAVER!"
"My other car is a BMW"
"My kid BEAT UP your honor roll student!"
Rapid
BTW: Did anyone else notice that Saddam Hussein looks a lot like Tommy Chong these days?
Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
Ya'll stop havin' so much fun today! I'm tryin' to leave town to get away an' create relaxation vibes to secure my sanity but I j'es cannot resist trivial, meaningless, everyday ..............by the way, this is a de'javu or we really already did this since I been here in febraury?
IF YOU AIN'T THE LEAD DOG THE SCENERY NEVER GHANGES
STAMP OUT & ABOLISH REDUNDANCY & REPITITION ......gud'un fer sign painters.
Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
Chips, I have that sweatshirt and coffee mug.
one of my favorites:
"My juvenile delinquent knocked-up your honor student"
Posted by William DeBekker (Member # 3848) on :
Here's one for Joey
Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00 Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00 Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless
BEER It’s the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!
BEER We don’t make the urine. We make the urine faster
Beer: Helping Ugly People get layed for over 200 years
Posted by W. R. Pickett (Member # 3842) on :
"Signpainters do it with longer strokes!"
...hardy, har har.
Posted by CJ Allan (Member # 52) on :
"You Can Get More With a Kind Word and a Gun.......... Than You Can Get With a Kind Word"
"Draft Dodgers For DEAN '04"
Yo Chris............ You left off the bottom line..........
Shoulda read.......
"My Juvinile Delinquint Knocked up Your Honor Student....... Now He's On a Milk Carton..!!
[ December 15, 2003, 02:20 PM: Message edited by: CJ Allan ]
Posted by Corey Wine (Member # 1640) on :
IF GOD NEVER INTENDED THAT ANIMALS BE EATEN.....HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THEM OUT OF MEAT!
also a buddy of mine told me of a sticker when Prince Charles and Princess Di were having popularity problems, a sticker was created that said, "UP CHUCK AND DI" Posted by Ken Henry (Member # 598) on :
"When I want to hear from an a$$hole. I'll fart".
Posted by Mark Higdon (Member # 2990) on :
"My Kid Was Inmate of the Month At the County Jail"
Posted by Rick Beisiegel (Member # 3723) on :
I was so sick of the 1-1-00 hype that I made one in 11/99 that said:
1-1-00 Just another day!
Posted by Mike Languein (Member # 319) on :
Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.
Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!
Bush/Cheney '04: Less CIA -- More CYA
Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism
Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.
Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.
Bush/Cheney: Asses of Evil
Don't think. Vote Bush!
George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt
George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There
Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!
Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!
Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind
Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex!
Bush/Cheney '04: Or else.
Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.
Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!
Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!
Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder!
Bush/Cheney: 1984 Now
George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency
George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot
Peace & Prosperity Suck -- Big-Time
Vote Bush in '04: "Because every vote counts -- for me!"
Vote Bush in '04: "Because I'm the President, that's why!"
Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier.
Bush/Cheney 04: It's Clinton's Fault
Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld: Axis of Weasels
Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude" Posted by Rick Chavez (Member # 2146) on :
I saw one last month that said: "I eat vegitarians"
Posted by Mark Perkins (Member # 296) on :
"If you can't feed them, don't breed them" Posted by Mark Perkins (Member # 296) on :
Ohh another one seen on the back of a 18 wheeler "My take home pay won't take me home"
Posted by Charles Borges de Oliveir (Member # 3770) on :
i saw this one and thought it was pretty funny.
"Honk if anything falls off"
the car was a junker.
-Chuck
Posted by Mike Pulskamp (Member # 3475) on :
What about;
Re-elect Gore in 04
Only in America, Even a looser can be a winner
Vote Cuthulu. Why settle for the lesser of two evils.
Lycanthopy, a disease not a crime.
I downshift for tailgaters
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
My fav was a picture of Bill and Hillary with the statement: "Dual airbags" Posted by old paint (Member # 549) on :
SINCE MY OTHER ONE GOT DELETED....lets try this: A MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE......ONLY WORKS WHEN ITS O P E N ! ! ! and not many here.
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Posted by Delzell (Member # 1965) on :
And how long has yours been stuck? Posted by Jeff Spradling (Member # 1615) on :
"Don't make me mad...all I have to lose is my temper!"
Posted by goddinfla (Member # 1502) on :
Seen on a Honda
FENRY
Posted by Mike Barnes (Member # 2277) on :
After the last election.........A knock-off of the gore/lieberman(sp?) campain bumper sticker.
Sore - Loserman
Posted by Dana Blair (Member # 951) on :
My absolute all time favorite one is:
500,000 battered women in America, and I'm still eating mine plain.
Posted by Mike Languein (Member # 319) on :
One my dad invented around the time of "Free The Chicago 7" and "Free Huey" =
"Free The Indianapolis 500"
Posted by Mike Lavallee (Member # 320) on :
here are two I love,
HORN BROKE, WATCH FOR FINGER and IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I'M DRIVING GET OFF THE DAMN SIDEWALK!
Posted by Mark Rogan (Member # 3678) on :
GOD WILL DEAL WITH THE TERRORISTS. WE'LL JUST ARRANGE THE MEETING.
Posted by David Harding (Member # 108) on :
I saw one a while back that read:
"You're just jealous because the voices all talk to me and not you!"
Posted by Laura Butler (Member # 1830) on :
How about - "I might be fat but you're ugly and I can go on a diet." "Fat - You can do something about that but ugly is for life."
[ December 16, 2003, 01:15 AM: Message edited by: Laura Butler ]
Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
Hey , Mike , you need at least 29 more to go with Todd's to even it up. c'mon, be PC, LOL.
In the mean time I thought of this one today:
STICK WITH ME I'M GOING PLACES
Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
True story...my favorite bumper sticker.
Back in 1979, when then Massachusetts Governor Michael Dukakis was running for president, there was a pay dispute between his office and the state police at the time. I'd borrowed my uncle's car to take my license test in at that time. He was a state trooper and the car was a former state police vehicle. It still had a 454 Interceptor engine in it, and my dad had mentioned to be careful when I took my test since the car had a lot of power. I took the car out for a spin before the test to get used to it, then headed across town a nervous wreck at age 17 to try to get a driver's license.
As my dad and I went out with the registry person for my driving exam, the tester, who was a state trooper, noticed the bumper sticker on the car. He got into the passenger's side front seat he told me.. "I have a 100 point system on which I base whether or not you pass the test. I'll give 90 points right now for the bumper sticker on the car and another 5 because I know you could bury the needle on the speedometer with this thing."
The bumper sticker said "Dukakis unfair to labor". The speedometer was accurate to 140 MPH!
I can't even begin to tell you how hard my dad, sitting in the back seat, cracked up!
Rapid
Posted by Tony Vickio (Member # 2265) on :
I guess I'll add my two cents! I put this on some tshirts, but it could be a bumper sticker....."As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death............I **** my pants"
Posted by Ryan Ursta (Member # 1738) on :
NO FAT CHICKS .. truck will scrape!
Screw the truck SCRAPIN .. NO FAT CHICKS PERIOD!
On the back of my brothers 68 camaro .. License plate says YBI4N
Hell yea im DRUNK .. I'm no stunt driver. (not a really smart one, but still funny)
Driver carries no cash! (Spent it all on booze and ammo for his .454)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS -Ryan
Posted by Christian (Member # 66) on :
My Fave:?
Sorry for driving so slow in front of you....
Christian
Posted by Kelly Thorson (Member # 2958) on :
Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it.
Posted by coop (Member # 504) on :
"I'm trying to see it from your point of view... but I just can't get my head that far up my a$$!"
Posted by DONALD THOMPSON (Member # 3726) on :
Some of these are hilarious
No Jesus No Peace Know Jesus Know Peace
Posted by Mike Pulskamp (Member # 3475) on :
WWJD...
for a Klondike bar?
Posted by John Cordova (Member # 220) on :
My all time favorite:
"Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks Your An A$$hole"
I gave that to my brother-in-law but my sister wouldn't let him put it on his truck.
Also like, "If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat"
Posted by Kimberly Zanetti (Member # 2546) on :
I have a PBS mind in an MTV world.
Posted by Myra Grozinger (Member # 327) on :
"Jesus was a Liberal"
Posted by Ted Nesbitt (Member # 3292) on :
"BEER is proof that GOD wants us to be HAPPY" -Benjamin Franklin.
Stuck dead center on my beer fridge!
Posted by Myra Grozinger (Member # 327) on :
"The main purpose of alcohol is to make English your 2nd language"
Posted by Dawn Ellis (Member # 3529) on :
This is fun. I love to read bumper stickers and vanity plates. Here are some of my favorites. "Oops, My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma" "Can Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers?" "Pray for Whirled Peas"
Posted by Dave Cox - That Sign Guy (Member # 3517) on :
Since my wife and I are anti-children we liked this one...
"It's easier to put on a condom than a diaper"
Posted by A Signs (Member # 1425) on :
This has got to be one of my alltime favs.
I don't have a drinking problem. I Drink... I get Drunk... I Fall Down... NO PROBLEM
Posted by Myra Grozinger (Member # 327) on :
.......one tequila, two tequilas, three tequilas F L O O R...................................
Posted by Mike Clayton Graphics (Member # 723) on :
President George W. Bush Jr.: "Yes I have tried Marijuana, but I did not exhale!"
Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :
What's with Myra and all her references to alcohol? Hmmmmmmmm?
Let's go for a beer... I'm even buying!
Posted by Myra Grozinger (Member # 327) on :
Bruce- looks like each time I got tickled by the post directly above me, and then reminded of something I found funny.
thanks for the invite....but I myself do not drink alcohol
Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :
Hey, I do coffee, too...
Have a great one!
Posted by Mike Languein (Member # 319) on :
I do beer Posted by Ryan Ursta (Member # 1738) on :
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