A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really? How do you know?!" the teacher asked. "You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "
Posted by David Harding (Member # 108) on :
Observe any sunset. You know He does art in heaven.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Yes, indeedy. Posted by PKing (Member # 337) on :
He can take the BLACKEST of hearts, cover it with the RED blood of Jesus, and come out with a prue WHITE soul!
try THAT with your primary colors!!
Posted by James Donahue (Member # 3624) on :
Hey there, Stephanie here...
That reminds me of the little farmer boy at vacation Bible school the one year I went:
The teacher was helping the children learn the Lord's prayer. This fellow, naturally not being familiar with Old English, clenched his tiny fists, squeezed his eyes shut and began: Our Father...Which ain't in heaven...
Then there's the story I heard about Dolly Parton: When she was little she heard the choir singing..."Angels beckon me from heavens open door.." Only she thought it said..."Angels bakin' me from heaven's oven door..."
And lastly, the kindergartner who wanted to sing the song about Gladly My Cross-Eyed Bear.
I could go on, but I'll spare you.
Posted by Stephen Deveau (Member # 1305) on :
And if you sat down and ate SpareRibs last Night! What did you Have?
A Great EVE-ning!!!!!!!!! Posted by Dave Grundy (Member # 103) on :
GAWD Stephen!!!! THAT is about the worst "twist" I have ever heard!!!!
Took me about 45 secs to figure it out..I am getting too slow!!!! Posted by James Donahue (Member # 3624) on :
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