You have a complete set of 16 salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side
If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table
On Thanksgiving day you have to decide which pet to eat
Your turkey platter is an old '57 Chevy hub cap
Your best dishes have "Dixie" printed on them
Your secret stuffing ingredient comes from the bait shop
Your only condiment on the table is ketchup
Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies
You have to go outside to get something from the "fridge"
The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road"
You consider pork & beans to be a gourmet food
You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer
You have an Elvis Jell-O-Mold
Your secret family recipe is illegal
Have a Happy Thanksgiving Day!
[ November 26, 2003, 03:20 PM: Message edited by: Si Allen ]
Posted by Wayne Webb (Member # 1124) on :
We'll be eatin' "turkey 'n' dressin"(made with corn meal), with giblet gravy(chicken guts and cackleberries), at Mama's house tomorrow...for dinner....at noon.
Then, It'll be "turkey and stuffing(made with soggy bread crumbs)" at my mother-in'law's house ...for dinner....at night... She's from "up north".
Y'all have a nice thanksgivin'.
Posted by Jon Butterworth (Member # 227) on :
Si ... I thought a Red Neck Turkey was "Road Killed" ... tenderised!
Or you broke a tooth on the .45 slug in its head and said "now I have a matching pair of gaps"
Someone asked yer to "pass the beans", yer did and didn't bother to change yer jeans.
Posted by Jillbeans (Member # 1912) on :
Si... How did you know how folks in Butler County spend Turkey Day? Love- Jill-Bob Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
On Thanksgiving a family of moles is traveling down their borrow when Papa Mole says "Oh! Yumm! I smell Turkey and Dressing!" They travel a bit farther, and Momma Mole says "Oh! Yummmy! I smell Corn and Squash!" Baby Mole sighs and says "All I smell is Moleasses!"
Posted by old paint (Member # 549) on :
si you a real s*** distruber(mayors terminalogy).....hehehehehehehe
Posted by KARYN BUSH (Member # 1948) on :
si...that's my kinda joke!(right bob rochon?) Posted by Doug Allan (Member # 2247) on :
OP... "s*** distruber" might be the "mayors terminalogy"..... but it's classic OP spelling all the way
& Wayne... it's me, yer mother-in-law visiting Maui... that's not "[/i]soggy breadcrumbs[/i] them's marinated breadcrumbs... and now yer not gettin' any! Posted by Steve Shortreed (Member # 436) on :
Dang! I'm hungry! We had our Thanksgiving up here in Canada weeks ago. This would be a perfect weekend to visit our US pals. Wonder what Bruce and Dana got to munch on?
Posted by Don Hulsey (Member # 128) on :
Awww maaaaan, we ain't got no Elvis jello mold, but it sure would be kewl ta git one.
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