A man and his wife are having an argument over who should brew the coffee in the morning. The wife says, "You should do it. You get up first and then we don't have to wait so long for our coffee." The husband says, "You should do it. You are in charge of the cooking around here. It's your job and I can just wait for my coffee." The wife says, "No, you should do it. And besides, it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." The husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me where it says THAT in the Bible!" So she fetches the Bible, turns to the New Testament and shows him that indeed, at the top of several of the pages it says....
(are you ready for this...)
HEBREWS!
[ September 24, 2003, 05:48 PM: Message edited by: Jane Diaz ]
Posted by Deb Fowler (Member # 1039) on :
What wisdom and knowledge poureth out of thine mouth, Ms. Jane! and I always liked a solom)an! what pure joy!
[ September 25, 2003, 12:48 AM: Message edited by: Deb Fowler ]
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