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Posted by Mike Pipes (Member # 1573) on :
 
BODY MEETING


All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."


"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."


"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."


"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."


"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."


All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.


Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.


The Moral of the story?


The asshole is usually in charge.

[ September 24, 2003, 01:13 PM: Message edited by: Mike Pipes ]
 

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Posted by old paint (Member # 549) on :
 
sounds like a ZEE joke........he musta sent that to ya.....hehehehehehehehhe
 

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Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
 
I see you missed the 1 body part that usually runs every man.
 

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Posted by Kathy Joiner (Member # 1814) on :
 
That was a 9.8995 joke. But Chris gets a perfect 10!
 

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Posted by Harris Kohen (Member # 2139) on :
 
Has this become a sexist posting now?
 

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Posted by Mike Pipes (Member # 1573) on :
 
OP, actually that was sent to me by a friend in St Louis who is unhappy with her current employer.
 

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Posted by Jon Butterworth (Member # 227) on :
 
Kissy

Is that why some people are refered to as "dick-heads"
 

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Posted by The Moon (Member # 452) on :
 
Maybe she was talking about one of our body parts being in "charge"....

The women win side of the Moon

P.S. I agree with Kathy... "a 10" Kissy and I'd like to add: no....I can't "tpye" that without getting sensored.
 

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Posted by Bob Rochon (Member # 30) on :
 
Yes it true men have 2 heads but only enough blood to run one at a time.
 

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Posted by Mike Pipes (Member # 1573) on :
 

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Originally posted by Bob Rochon:
Yes it true men have 2 heads but only enough blood to run one at a time.

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at least we have the option to let another head do the thinking for a while.
 

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