> The patient was terribly overweight, so the doctor put the patient on a > diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and > repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have > lost at least 5 pounds." > > When the patient returned, the doctor was shocked at the patients > results of losing nearly 20 pounds. > > "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my > instructions?" > > The patient nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop > dead that third day." > > "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. > > "No, from skipping."
Posted by Santo (Member # 411) on :
I went to the doctor and he put me on a diet and took my money, but the diet didn't work.
Then I went to the bank, they took my money first, that put me on a diet and, damn that worked!
