More Creative Writing Verses That Didn't Quite Make the Final Cut at Hallmark
1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.
2. My tire was thumping. Thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat.
3. Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.
4. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder? What was I thinking?
5. Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.
6. How could two people as beautiful as you...Have such an ugly baby?
7. I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you ... I've changed my mind.
8. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life...I never believed in Hell till I met you.
9. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...That you're not here to ruin it for me.
10. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ... would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.
11. Someday I hope to get married. But not to you.
12. Happy birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike!
13. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
14. We have been friends for a very long time... let's say we stop?
15. I'm so miserable without you ... it's almost like you're here.
16. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?
17. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep.
18. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia and Arkansas)
Posted by Linda Silver Eagle (Member # 274) on :
Oh Si, these made me laugh out loud! ...unfortuanately whilst i was eating!
I'll have this cleaned up in a bit LOl!
Posted by DONALD THOMPSON (Member # 3726) on :
Si, Those are pretty good. Did you work for a card company before going into signs or is that what you want to do when you retire? Are these your originals? Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by Roy Frisby (Member # 736) on :
quote:18. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia and Arkansas)
Well, at least in Arkansas our parents are of opposite sex! lol
Posted by Peter Schuttinga (Member # 2821) on :
Thanks Si for those Halmark moments. I could probably use a few of those cards on certain occasions. Thanks for the laugh, always a welcome relief.
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