Waddaya think girls?? Don't ya just love a man in a kilt?
I just wonder what the big medal is for???
Suelynn
Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
lol!! He IZ kind'a cute!! Hey, I think that's a chastity pad-lock. Posted by KARYN BUSH (Member # 1948) on :
i think he's hiding a woody! he's a cutie!
Posted by Kathy Joiner (Member # 1814) on :
Nope Karyn and Sheila he's Protecting it! Looks like an armor to me. But I'm sure he'll correct us soon!
Mike?
Posted by Rosemary (Member # 1926) on :
He's a cutie, all right, but I wanna see SI in a kilt, or at least a miniskirt, no?
:^)
Posted by Bob Stephens (Member # 858) on :
Only way you're ever gonna see me in a dress is when I get the boob job to go with it. And at 6'4" I'd make one tall intimidating chick.
Posted by Bill&Jane Diaz (Member # 2549) on :
You asked about the medal? That's his purse for the family jewels! (Sorry, Mike, I just couldn't resist!) Jane
Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
I'll bet that medal is a sheep magnet!
Posted by Kathy Joiner (Member # 1814) on :
Look! Even the shoes are correct. Neat outfit. But no Suelynn, we all know that the sexiest man on the net is Si TBuk left!
Posted by Mike Lavallee (Member # 320) on :
ahem??!! Posted by AdrienneMorgan (Member # 1046) on :
JUST WHO IS THAT!!????? Very Cute!! I LOVE a man in a kilt....
The question is..........
Is anything worn under it?? . . . . . . . . .Nae...it's all in werkin' order!!!!
I'm Scottish, so I'm impressed!
A:)
Posted by Steve Nuttle (Member # 2645) on :
They tell us cowboys when we wear a large, large buckle that it's a tombstone for a dead d$%^. I don't know. Mine still works!
Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :
If it is nay Scottish... it's crap!
Posted by Duncan Wilkie (Member # 132) on :
They say you can tell if he's a real Scotsman. If you lift up his kilt and he's got a 1/4 pounder...he's a McDonald! Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
I'll vote for you Mike!
Miss talking to you on chat.
Posted by Linda Silver Eagle (Member # 274) on :
I have to go with Rosemary on this one. I've a notion that Si has more firearms than this guy with the skirt LOL.
Posted by William DeBekker (Member # 3848) on :
IS that the uniform for the riverdance club
Posted by Steve Shortreed (Member # 436) on :
I actually DO know what is under that kilt. We were in Mazeppa and I was playing with my new digital cam. Mike and Stewart happened to wander over by where I was sitting all spiffed up in those jazzy kilts.
The devil must have made me do it. I took that cam and snapped a couple photos under Mike's dress...er...kilt. Later that evening, as I was downloading the pics, I came across the most...let's just say interesting, photos. Someday after you are all gone, I may just write a book. Posted by Stephen Deveau (Member # 1305) on :
Well to the ladies of this group..
If you have never been to Nova Scotia, what they call the New Scotland..... You will surely see many Kilts and find out many men wear nothing under them because they like the cool breeze!!!!
Ha!Ha! Posted by Rick Beisiegel (Member # 3723) on :
Hey look, it's a Scottish Chippendale
Posted by Laurie Goretski (Member # 3821) on :
LOL Steve! I bet those pictures changed your mind about ever considering a porn profession! (Do you think the photos would be deductable as reference material, or would it put you behind bars?)
Posted by Jim Upchurch (Member # 209) on :
The bigger the buckle, the better the ride.
Posted by John Cordova (Member # 220) on :
What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?
A: The Rolling Stones say, "Hey you get off of my cloud!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa my ewe!"
Posted by sam kinnear (Member # 3937) on :
We got big buckles in Texas. Never seen one that big though. Steve be careful they just made that kinda picture takin illegal in washington. ...
Posted by mike meyer (Member # 542) on :
Aye right Lads and Lassies...And I big Glasgow Thank You to Sue Lynn as well! tis I! Mike Meyer...Thanks to ma Pal Stewart McLaren, i bought this while on myfirst visit to Scotland in '98. I'm half irish and Half german, so I'm no where near a Scotsman, but they are the best people I've ever met! I couldn't resist it so I went to one of Scotland's finest Kiltmakers..Daiglen...and had the Lassie's measure me up...it set me back $1,200 dollars but now I have something to wear to my own funeral. I love wearing it, and I will be wearing it on Monster Garage!
Guys, You have NEVER lived til you've worn a Kilt. Would ya like to see it in Unity in July Sue Lynn? Aye! Coming to Tomahawk? Stewart and I will be there in full Kilts...see you there!
Posted by AdrienneMorgan (Member # 1046) on :
Is that REALLY Mike Meyer??????
If so.....I'm in love.........
Quit smokin' and I'll bake ya haggis and scones forever!!
A:)
Posted by Jeremy Vecoli (Member # 2278) on :
I will be sure to bring my kilt to Tomahawk as well!
Posted by Stephen Faulkner (Member # 2511) on :
May not sound like it but Faulkner is Scotish, damn proud of it too.... member of the Kieth Clan, got my tam and broach but I be damn if I'll eat haggis!!!!!.... best discription of haggis I ever heard was a live interview with "Jethro Tull" (I forget his name Eaon?)giving the full recipe and cooking instruction, scone on the other hand ummmmmmmm. I rode the 46 chief to the highland games once, now that was cool!
Posted by mike meyer (Member # 542) on :
Right Lads and Lassies! I see we are on to the fine dining of Bonnie Scotland! Aye, Haggis is quite nice actually! I fancy it with Turnips and Potatoes! (Nips and Tatties) But to REALLY experience this whole Scottish thing, it's best we ask the Scotts themselves, aye, I'll ring up the Lads today and have em put their Cabers down fur a minute to type a word or two. Stewart? Scotty boy? Come on Lads! Where are ye?
Posted by AdrienneMorgan (Member # 1046) on :
And don't forget the Hattit Kit, the Aberdeen Crulla, the Selkirk Bannock, the Turnip Purry, the Grosset Fool....and of course no true Scottish menu would be without a wee bit o'... Cullen Skink, Partan Bree, Cock-A-Leekie,Hotch-Potch, Cabbie-Claw or Rizzard Haddie!
On a bra-bric nit wa might want a wee bit o' Musselburgh Pie, Collops-In-The-Pan or a Potted Hough...and for dessert:
Ya might want some Cream Cruddie or some Parlies
Would go nicely with a wee dram of course!!
The recipe for my scones (rhymes with 'all gone') is on my web site: Scottish Scones
A:) (Has also tasted Haggis!)
Posted by Bob Burns (Member # 268) on :
"GAG"!
Posted by SCOTTY BOY (Member # 3949) on :
Hey Mike ... sorry bud, I could'nt reply sooner ,, I coul'dnt type for laughing. Sexiest man on the Bull Board, there you go mate the best money you have ever spent. I let Stewart have a look to make sure you were wearing it properly.. As for the rest of you, you have a very quaint buscuit tin lid impression of Scotland, Sheep magnet indeed ,, are you trying to say Glaswegian women are ugly, cos if you are I'll take you to Bairds Bar at the Barras and prove it to you. He He. All the best from Scotland, hopefully see some of you in Tomahawk, P.S if anyone else wants a kilt just send your $1200.00 to me and I'll make sure you get sorted out.
Posted by ScooterX (Member # 2023) on :
just one comment:
dont wear a kilt on a ladder.
Posted by Stephen Faulkner (Member # 2511) on :
Adrienne !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Free room and Board in Maine for a week for a pound of lemon curd, and 3 pounds of scones! That stuff is just too damn gooooood!
Posted by Jeremy Vecoli (Member # 2278) on :
Speaking of ladders, I watched an episode of "candid camera" where a fetching young lady in a skirt would ask male passers-by to steady her stepladder while she was doing something to her storefront awning. The hidden camera was there to catch guys in the act of looking up her skirt and many were busted. Then, in the interests of balanced journalism, the roles were reversed, and the cameras were set up outside of a Scottish clothing store, where a young, handsome, gentleman in a kilt was asking females to steady his ladder on the sidewalk. The ladies were much worse about being sly about it, they would look and gasp, and this pair of loud black women could not contain themselves and were actually pointing and cracking up with loud laughter.
Posted by Kurt Silva (Member # 257) on :
Well a Scotsman clad in kilt, left the bar one evenin' fair And one could tell by how he walked, he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment then one said we must be gone Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow Around the bonnie star the Scots kilt did lift and show
Now the Scotsman woke to natures call and stumbled toward the trees Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes Lad I don't know where've you been but I see you won first prize
Posted by old paint (Member # 549) on :
all i got ta say......youll never see an I-TAL-YAN in one of those......it wouldnt cover the equipment!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
After cross referencing all of the info to date on this post, I suddely have an incredible urge to throw a big log as far as I can, ala Highland Games.
"you haven't lived until you've heard "Mustang Sally" played on the bagpipes !!!!"
Posted by AdrienneMorgan (Member # 1046) on :
I'll see if i can find a scone shaped rock and paint it to look like one!
BTW, 'The Scotsman' song was my G'Dad's favourite joke.....
Kurt, did ya get those words off a Alex Beaton album? He's my favourite next to Gaberlunzie!
Mike, when I come to Mazzepa for your meet, I hope you can rally a Scottish folk band!
A;)
Posted by Gail & Dave Beattie (Member # 572) on :
I got a chance to see stewart and mike all dressed up in there frillies when we were at the Bull n Brush a few years back I did get game enough to ask stewart what real scotts wear under their skirts... oops kilts i was hoping that he'd tell me, but instead tilted the cabre as it were and i shut my eyes real quick!!!
so steve you might like to send those pictures down my way cause i think i'm brave enough now to take a peek
speaking of pictures, what was that ahem?? for spikee?
maybe the folks might like to see what can happen when up-overs come down our way... maybe a mike by any other dress
hehehehe
now what card am I holding???
cheers gail
[ June 17, 2003, 01:00 AM: Message edited by: Gail & Dave Beattie ]
Posted by AdrienneMorgan (Member # 1046) on :
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I have a BROTHER? IN A KILT!!?????
A:)
Posted by Judy Pate (Member # 237) on :
Bumping this post up. Didn't want Mike to miss his debut. Good pics Gail! Think you caught spyke in the right light there,gal! I saw Mike Meyer and Stewart McLaren in there kilts at ole Bull & Brush also.
Aye, the laddie is right sexy..until he smiles!
[ June 17, 2003, 11:41 PM: Message edited by: Judy Pate ]
Posted by Judy Pate (Member # 237) on :
HELP! BArb..why isn't my picture showing up in the above post? Can you help me post this picture? Thanks, Judy
Posted by Ed Ryall (Member # 3221) on :
Barb is reluctant to post my picture inplace of the smiley face , or you would see what sexy is. I have always been selfconscious of all the looks and playful smiles from the ladys. Barb are you saveing my photo for yourself?
Posted by AdrienneMorgan (Member # 1046) on :
Scots...we hae nae teeth! Posted by mike meyer (Member # 542) on :
I should have brushed but I just wanted to fit in with the English Blokes! thanks Judy! Remember the Band that played in the Tent that night?
Calico Jack!! They were awesome!
Posted by Gail & Dave Beattie (Member # 572) on :
i remember the band
they spoke like pommy's they played hillbilly rock and they drank like ozies hehehe
i also recall doc (AMAL)dancing all over my toes ouch! jordo dancing with every female in the tent devo forgeting the words to waltzing matilda brian on his hand and knees in the grass looking for the stone out of my ring
it was a great night all round!!
cheers gail
Posted by Judy Pate (Member # 237) on :
Yes I surely remember the band in the tent that night,Mike. They were great..just didn't expect the American country music!! We all had a great time...I even danced with John Jordan! That's Gail's hand behind Mike's head.
Gonna try again to see if my picture will show post. Judy
[ June 17, 2003, 10:43 PM: Message edited by: Judy Pate ]
Posted by Kathy Joiner (Member # 1814) on :
All I have heard since I joined this motley crew is Mazzepa. Every meet you go to you hear Mazzepa or is it Mazeppa or Mazzeppa? Whatever it is and where ever it is I ain't missin' it in 2005!
The older you get the faster time flies. Guess I had best start packing.
Posted by mike meyer (Member # 542) on :
Hey Kathy! Bring some o' that Canjun Flava to Minnesota will ya? Y'all are welcome! It is spelt..MAZEPPA...it is Ukranian after the CHeif Johan Mazeppa of the Cossacks!
I have found a link somewhere in my files on the history of it, I'll forward it to you in the future...I have a sign for Ponchatoula that I need to ship to you, things got messed up and I could not make the meet but I do have a nice panel for you..,(Pist! It's GOLD LEAF!)
Go to the mailbox and wait NOW! haha 2005, BE HERE!
Posted by Kathy Joiner (Member # 1814) on :
Thanks Mike, I will put it on my "Treasure" wall. I'm going to the mailbox now and will stay there. That way I'll loose enough weight that I won't have to fly cargo in 2005!
Posted by Jillbeans (Member # 1912) on :
Hey Mike... Air ya a reall mun under that kilt? Love- JILL ps I vote we have a sexiest male & female Letterhead contest!
Posted by Mike Lavallee (Member # 320) on :
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL I can't breath! hahahahahaha oh Gail ya got me girl! hahahahahahahaha
Posted by Deb Fowler (Member # 1039) on :
from a MacIntosh lassie, yu guys aren't bad!! lol, quit flaunting! but got to admit, Si wins all the way, ay!
[ June 23, 2003, 12:57 AM: Message edited by: Deb Fowler ]
Posted by Mike Lavallee (Member # 320) on :
You betterrrrr believe it lassie, I shurrrrrrrrrre am all mun. and Gail I'll be workin' on a little suprize for you as well! hahaha it still hurts! lol
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